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Mark May (Blew 5 guys at Pitt)



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Did he?

If Mark May blew 5 guys at Pitt I would think that the news that Mark May blew 5 guys at Pitt would have gotten around by now and that "Mark May blew 5 guys at Pitt" would be a common Google search etc...
I definitely heard that Mark May blew 5 guys at Pitt. I honestly don't remember where I heard that Mark May blew 5 guys at Pitt, though. I'm going to try to Google "Mark May blew 5 guys at Pitt" to see if Google could tell me if it knows who first said that Mark May blew 5 guys at Pitt. Because....as I think I mentioned before....Mark May blew 5 guys at Pitt.
 
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I definitely heard that Mark May blew 5 guys at Pitt. I honestly don't remember where I heard that Mark May blew 5 guys at Pitt, though. I'm going to try to Google "Mark May blew 5 guys at Pitt" to see if Google could tell me if it knows who first said that Mark May blew 5 guys at Pitt. Because....as I think I mentioned before....Mark May blew 5 guys at Pitt.

When you do your Google search (“Mark May blew 5 guys at Pitt”), pay close attention to not just who originated the phrase, “Mark May blew 5 guys at Pitt”, but WHEN the phrase “Mark May blew 5 guys at Pitt” came into common use. I would hate to think that this was just some misunderstanding about a hamburger restaurant. It’s not like it really matters who Mark May blew. 5 guys at Pitt may not even be a thing... they might not have any restaurants by that name, in which case this wasn’t really a misunderstanding and... for real... Mark May blew 5 guys at Pitt. Or maybe Mark May blew 5 guys at a 5 Guys at Pitt. I think I’ll do my own google search to see if the phrase “Mark May blew 5 guys at Pitt” predates the restaurant. I wonder if the restaurant got its name from the fact that “Mark May blew 5 guys at Pitt”. That would be gross. And petty. OK, maybe not as gross and petty as using the phrase “Mark May blew 5 guys at Pitt” gratuitously, but pretty gross and kinda petty.
 
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I actually found that when you Google " Mark May blew 5 guys at Pitt", the search results give you several pages of "Mark May Blew 5 Guys at Pitt, interspersed with links to "Craig James Killed 5 Hookers at SMU". Based on those results, I'd say it's safe to assume that Mark May did indeed Blow 5 Guys at Pitt.
 
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I'm confused on this whole "Mark May blew 5 guys at Pitt" thing.

I think I'm going to need someone to break it down for me in clear and easy to understand language.

I mean, when you say Mark May blew five guys at Pitt, where exactly at Pitt? Also, when you say Mark May blew 5 guys at Pitt, was it all at once or over the entire course of his career? Related to that question, when you say Mark May blew 5 guys at Pitt, was it an isolated incident? Did Mark May blow 5 guys at Pitt more than once?

Maybe I am being a little pedantic here but I just think if you are going to make a claim like Mark May blew 5 guys at Pitt, well then you better be able to back it up and answer questions about Mark May blowing 5 guys at Pitt.

Just trying to be fair to Mark May and possibly 5 guys at Pitt he may or may not have blown.
 
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