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Marry, Bang, or Kill

Discussion in 'Open Discussion (Work-safe)' started by FKAGobucks877, Oct 20, 2004.

  1. FKAGobucks877

    FKAGobucks877 The Most Power-Drunk

    Three choices, three options. You get to choose one option for each choice. The first three choices are:

    Britney Spears
    Christina Aguilera
    Hilary Duff

    Who would you marry, who would you bang, and who would you kill?
  2. RugbyBuck

    RugbyBuck Our church has no bells.

    Marry Duff

    Fuck Christina

    Kill Spears

    These opinions do not necessarily reflect the official views of the Paint Chip Party. Please feel free to contact PCP for clarification with regard to the Party's official position.
  3. LoKyBuckeye

    LoKyBuckeye I give up. This board is too hard to understand.

    Marry... Hilary Duff (the hot girl next door)

    Bang... Britney (even after those pictures)

    Kill... Christina (wouldn't touch her with scUM fans dick)

  4. AKAK

    AKAK Well, that's like hypnotizing chickens. Staff Member Tech Admin

    The official PCP postion is a Bang, Bang, Bang approach, with a Anal, Oral, Vaginal qualifier that falls in line with the order of the original post.
  5. exhawg

    exhawg Mirror Guy Staff Member

    If this was the official view of the Paint Chip party I would have to join. I'm not a big Duff fan either, but she is light years ahead of the other 2. CA's a freak and at least has a good body still, I'd hit that pooper. Spears is pure white trash, which I didn't see coming 7 years ago.
  6. AJHawkfan

    AJHawkfan Wanna make $14 the hard way?

    Marry Duff

    Fuck Christina

    Kill Spears

    ...sign me up too.
  7. BuckeyeNation27

    BuckeyeNation27 Goal Goal USA! Staff Member

    gotta go with LoKy here. im not touching CA at all. ill just make sure i catch britney after a professional photo shoot.....not the one from the other thread either.
  8. Buck Nasty

    Buck Nasty You'll have nothing and like it

    I don't know shit about Hillary Duff, but based on the other two choices I would marry her.

    I would Bang Spears and then use her body to kill CA. I would probably rip off her leg and beat CA to death with it.
  9. FKAGobucks877

    FKAGobucks877 The Most Power-Drunk

    As a member of the PCP (not sure what my title is though, so maybe I'm not really a member, but think I am, because I'm always high on PC), I am glad that the above isn't the "official" position. I would also marry Duff, but would much prefer to bang Britney over Christina. I'm pretty sure Christina has lice.....with claws.
  10. DEBuckeye

    DEBuckeye It ain't easy, bein' cheesy.

    Marry Hillary- ('cause you know, then you get to bang her, too...)

    Bang Britney- Forcedly. Repeatedly.

    Kill Christina.
  11. RugbyBuck

    RugbyBuck Our church has no bells.

    Members have discretion within which to indulge preferences, FKA. If those preferences are, how shall we say?, less than conventional, you can always use the "Hey, I was hallucinating due to the consumption of paint chips" defense. Let's see the "major" political parties top that. :biggrin:
  12. AKAK

    AKAK Well, that's like hypnotizing chickens. Staff Member Tech Admin

    The Paint Chip Party Line on Line Toeing fort he sake of the Party is that there isn't really a need for it.

    Shit, no one remembers the damn lines anyway.
  13. Buck Nasty

    Buck Nasty You'll have nothing and like it

    I have always tried to live my life with one very simple creedo " Fuck everyone but Me/Us" I think this would also serve the party well.
  14. RugbyBuck

    RugbyBuck Our church has no bells.

    Done. Can anyone translate that into Pig Latin?
  15. BrutuStrength

    BrutuStrength It's time to bring it!

    I concur with Loky.

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