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Michigan Chatter - 2004

It's that time of year again. I've seen several threads similiar to this, but I feel it's important that we all do our part to ensure a "W" for our Buckeyes come Saturday. So with that in mind....

Today, after a week of saving up, I finally shat. I shat a lot. I shat some more. And then I flushed twice, sending my shat directly to Ann Arbor (whore), which obviously will contribute even more to the stench emanating from TSUN.

I have five flags that have an ugly "M" on them. You don't need to worry about how I acquired them, but rest assured there was no money spent on them. They are piss-ugly-yellow and dingleberry-ass-blue. One of them will burn each day until THE GAME.

These are only some of the little things I have done to beat meshitagain. How about you all?
 
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FKA, check the "meeeeeeeeechagin" thread, we seem to be thinking alike. We (Buckeye Planet) should go ahead and start a scUM capture the flag week this week (or at all times). Let's rid the earth of some pollution!!!

I helped beat scUM today by sending out harassing email to every scUM fan I know (all 2 of them).
 
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I'm wearing OSU clothes to work all week long.

There's a big michigan fan here at work- Towards the end of the week, I have plans to ambush his car with several magnetic OSU signs that I've got.

This morning when I go to "shat", as FKA put it, I will be sure to flush several times- it's a long way from Delaware to ann arbor.

Hell, if I thought it would help I'd suit up on Saturday. It wouldn't. I'm slow, and I'm too sore from doing yardwork.

:scum4:
 
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osugrad21 said:
I have a little smartass who decided it would be funny to wear a Woodson jersey in my class...100 pushups later his jersey is now inside out and will remain that way for the remainder of the schoolday

I'll assume he resorted to doing girl pushups. :scum4:
 
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We Don't Give a Damn for the Whole State of Michigan

O, we don't give a damn for the whole for the whole state of Michigan
The whole state of Michigan, the whole state of Michigan
We don't give a damn for the whole state of Michigan, we're from Ohio
We're from Ohio...O-H
We're from Ohio...I-O
O, we don't give a damn for the whole for the whole state of Michigan
The whole state of Michigan, the whole state of Michigan
We don't give a damn for the whole state of Michigan, we're from Ohio


http://users.frii.com/~nmetro/osu/songs/michigan.html
 
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I have heard this several times in my life but i wonder when was the first time it was ever made public. It sounds like something TBDBITL would have written and rehearsed. Sounds something like the year of 1969 maybe ? By the way my Boss at the golf course where I work is a huge Michigan supporter. He is 6'0' 345 lbs. Michigan week at this place is not going to be nice, starting in about an hour from now.
 
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Breakfast of Champions

I haven't seen this anywhere yet, so here...

The Buckeye Hall of Fame Cafe will be holding it's annual "Breakfast of Champions" this Friday. For those of you new to Columbus, or who haven't heard of this, it is a breakfast that happens every year the day before the miSHITgan game. I believe the doors open at 6 am. Last year it was a $10 cover, and that included breakfast (eggs, sausage, pancakes, hash browns, etc.). The bar is open for business. Last year they also had a thong contest, where, fortunately for me, the contestants were all women. If anyone is interested, I highly recommend. I usually go with a bunch of friends, and then we take in lunch (if we're not already passed out) at the VC. So come join us...

Plus, as pretty much everyone probably already knows, the Buckeye Hall of Fame Cafe is also hosting the Dan Patrick show, so that will be going on immediately after the "breakfast".
 
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Are there any bars on campus that still do Kegs & Eggs? That was the best. I used to go to either PaPa Joe's or The Locker Room. We'd pretty much stay up all night on Friday and stagger over to the bar for a breakfast beer.
 
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I hope a few of you Columbus Buckeyes show up to Patrick's show to give him a taste of our enmity for espn and their bush league reportage on Ohio State. Patrick is a decent reporter and reader, but he's got to carry the message back to the espn swamp that we're pissed...and for good reason.
 
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