Narrowly averted porn catastrophe

[RugbyBuck]

Catastrophe may be a little strong, but it would not have been good. Last night I was with my six year old daughter at her mom's house. The night before she had watched Disney's Mulan and was curious about the bad guys (Huns). She asked me where they'd come from and didn't buy it when I said that they were a tribe from Central Asia, but no one knew exactly from where they'd come. She got her mom's laptop and googled Huns. (Those BP porn afficiandos such as CCI may already see where this is going.) She got a list of links and the first one she pulled up said that they were a tribe from Central Asia, but no one knew exactly from where.

Still in disbelief, apparently, that I could actually be right about this, she went back to the list and FORTUNATELY said, "I'm going to try The Hun's Yellow Pages". I was distracted by my older daughter at that point, but something deep in my cerebral hard wiring thought that was a curious name for a history website. Out of the corner of my eye I saw the page come up (not even a enter/exit preliminary page) and dived across her lap between she and the computer shouting "No!".

Purely as a service to the BP community, I went back and looked at The Hun's Yellow Pages when I got home and it has pics and video for all your hardcore porn fetish needs.

 

[BUCKYLE]

 

[Mac]

That would have answered a lot of questions for her....like why is daddy on that website jk. Good work though.

 

[LoKyBuckeye]

I've never heard of that web site before

just make sure she never wants to find out if Eskimos have their version of youtube.

 

[generaladm]

I've never heard of that web site before

just make sure she never wants to find out if Eskimos have their version of youtube.

Did you know that Eskimos have not one, but fifty words for youtube? It's because they watch so much of it.

 

[WoodyWorshiper]

Glad everything turned out okay on this one. Just hope, that one day if you ever decide to buy your child a pie for her birthday, a very special pie full of creamy fillings, and all, and she decides to surf the web for "videos" about making her own "Cream-Pie" that it turns out as good as this one did. :hatepc:

Peace.

 

[morbitzerker]

That's a funny story dude, nice save! I knew where that was headed when she wanted to find "Hun's" on a search engine.

 

[Deety]

For future reference, note also that "dollhouse" does not always find, umm, "miniature" results. That was one of my first internet searches, borrowing time on my father's computer. Government-issued computer... and I was terrified one of us was going to go to jail.