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Need: 1 Free ticket to USC

Discussion in 'Tickets and Travel' started by BUCKYLE, Sep 8, 2009.

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  1. BUCKYLE

    BUCKYLE Washed

    I'll stand with the State Troopers if necessary.

    If you give me a ticket, I can offer a ride to the game and five MS Paint masterpieces. You choose the subject. Specialties include Bevo doing someones mother, anything negative about TSUN, PSU, or USC and the McDonalds chicken nuggets dressed as halloween monsters.
     
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  2. Buckeye86

    Buckeye86 I do not choose to discuss it

    you can always sneak in today or tomorrow through an open gate, sleep in a bathroom stall for 3 to 4 nights, and then presto, free game ticket

    the only problem I can foresee is sneaking in enough beer with you to last, I was also going to say the smell, but you can shower in the sink! I really think this is a good idea that should be pursued by someone
     
  3. Best Buckeye

    Best Buckeye Pretending I'm a pleasant person is exhausting. Staff Member

    We can get those kind of masterful items from you anytime, don't you have something new for us ?
    how about the girlie panties you wore to gym class all of your senior year that you snickered over when you thought you had gone the whole year without anyone finding out? I hear that Oh8ch might be into new and untried things.

    Or that set of books you have about "all the facts you want to know about crosssdressing and gender mutation". BB73 is the facts man for sure so that is right up his alley. hmm was that a bad choice of words?

    I know! I hear your collection of handcuffs taken off the female Newark policewomen you managed to steal by getting them drunk in the process of arresting you for indecent exposure all those times would really be appreciated by Grad, he's such an power type dude.

    Or best of all a signed copy of your unsold book " how to drink your way to success" I know there are millions out there who would enjoy that.

    At any rate , best of luck with that ticket Kyle.
     
    Last edited: Sep 8, 2009
  4. Jake

    Jake They took the bar! ‘17 The Deuce Champ '18 The Deuce Champ Fantasy Baseball Champ

    I'll give you ten bucks for Buckyle's free ticket. :p
     
  5. BUCKYLE

    BUCKYLE Washed

    I'll stab you in the spleen with a sharpened tooth brush.
     
  6. cincibuck

    cincibuck You kids stay off my lawn!

    I'll give you ten bucks for Jake's free ticket after Jake goes to the hospital and Buckyle goes to lock up.
     
  7. BUCKYLE

    BUCKYLE Washed

    Seems as if a pre-emptive strike may be in order. Luckily I have two tooth brushes.
     
  8. Oh8ch

    Oh8ch Cognoscente of Omphaloskepsis Staff Member

    Wish you had spoken up earlier. I have one I can't use and just gave it to the mail lady half an hour ago.
     
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  9. NJ-Buckeye

    NJ-Buckeye They Hate Us cuz They Ain't Us.. Banners are good Staff Member

    Is she hot? pics?
     
  10. Oh8ch

    Oh8ch Cognoscente of Omphaloskepsis Staff Member

    My "mail" lady:


    [​IMG]
     
  11. Buckeye_Mike

    Buckeye_Mike Burny burny cut cut. '13 NFL Keeper Champ

    I could supply you with a MS Paint USC ticket, but somehow get the feeling I'd just end up with a toothbrush in my kidney. Which is fine, really. The kidney needs a good brushing from time to time, I hear.
     
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  12. NateG

    NateG Can't waste the day when the night brings a hearse

    Chain Mail Lady??????
     
  13. cincibuck

    cincibuck You kids stay off my lawn!

    It's a bit nipply out...
     
  14. BB73

    BB73 Loves Buckeye History Staff Member Bookie '16 & '17 Upset Contest Winner

    Beware, milady, for something is being unsheathed.
     
  15. cincibuck

    cincibuck You kids stay off my lawn!

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