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Need to make extra money???

Discussion in 'Open Discussion (Work-safe)' started by LoKyBuckeye, Mar 25, 2004.

  1. LoKyBuckeye

    LoKyBuckeye I give up. This board is too hard to understand. Staff Member

    :shake: :shake: :shake:

    http://www.headvertise.com/index.htm


    At Headvertise™ we need you, the college student, to run campaigns for our advertisers. We do not have a need for actual man hours, as we have developed a system that will allow you to live your life, while getting paid. You will get paid for time spent in class, time eating, time in the dorms, time meandering the campus, even time sleeping. Our only requirement is that you are shameless and outgoing, as our campaigns require you to modify your appearance for one school week at a time.

    I'm sure you're asking yourself, 'What kind of modification are we talking about?' Well, simply put, it is not a permanent change, but something that will get you individually noticed in any crowd. What we do is supply you a temporary tattoo, which will be placed on your forehead, by our regional representatives. You will then wear this tattoo on your forehead for your school week, receiving a handsome reward for your participation in the campaign.

    The weekly pay you will receive will vary from student to student, and is determined by the survey results and the scope of advertising campaigns. The average student will earn $150 per week, with some variance above and below that figure. Please answer the following questions honestly, as we may confirm the responses given...

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    At Headvertise™, we specifically target your advertisements directly to the college marketplace. We bring your ads into the classroom, the dining hall, the dorms, and anywhere students travel or congregate. We bring innovation to the way you promote. In addition to postering the campus and surroundings for ample viewing by the target collegiate marketplace, we add additional flair. We employ students themselves, who will affix your advertisement to their forehead, using temporary tattoos. These students will wear these Headvertisements™ for a week at a time, taking the ad with them, to wherever students congregate. At Headvertise™, we bring advertising to an all new level… Now that’s advertising really using your head!

    Our goal is simple at Headvertise™... we will get you recognition over your competitors within specific college markets.

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  2. Buckeye69

    Buckeye69 A.K.A. IBLEEDSCARLETANDGRAY

    First sign of the Apocalypse - hilary clinton :sick1:
    Second sign of the Apocalypse - Headvertise :evil:
     
  3. gbearbuck

    gbearbuck Herbie for President

    I trust that is a joke...
     
  4. LoKyBuckeye

    LoKyBuckeye I give up. This board is too hard to understand. Staff Member

    unfortunately I think it's real
     
  5. DEBuckeye

    DEBuckeye It ain't easy, bein' cheesy.

    That's kind of like the deal where you can get paid to drive your car if you let an advertising firm put decals on it so it becomes a moving billboard.

    It's amazing the way some people will prostitute themselves for a few bucks.
     
  6. Oh8ch

    Oh8ch Cognoscente of Omphaloskepsis Staff Member

    I agree. Everybody should wear a shirt and tie and sit in a 5x5 cubicle staring at a computer screen all day like free men were meant to do!

    We are all whores. We just have different prices and some of us don't do Greek.
     
  7. BuckeyeSkins

    BuckeyeSkins Go Bucks/Hail to the Redskins!!

    I don't really have anything to add to this thread but I think I have the top score for the moment and wanted to see if there was a trophy in my posts. If there is it won't be there long so I wanted to see it once.
     
  8. Sloopy45

    Sloopy45 Pimp Minister Sinister

    DE: "It's amazing the way some people will prostitute themselves for a few bucks."

    Hey, I once gave plasma at the clinic on High Street for beer money. Don't underestimate what college kids'll do for a couple extra bucks. It always comes in handy.

    As "The Million Dollar Man" Ted DiBiase once said, "Everybody's got a price .. for the Million Dollar Man."
     
  9. Buckeye69

    Buckeye69 A.K.A. IBLEEDSCARLETANDGRAY

    Sloopy - Only once?? Man, I could find that place with a raging hangover I went there so many times. :dead: :drunks: :cheers:
     
  10. Sloopy45

    Sloopy45 Pimp Minister Sinister

    69: "Sloopy - Only once?? Man, I could find that place with a raging hangover I went there so many times."

    Yeah, I only went one time. You can multiply that amout by 1,000,000 if there was a Sperm Bank near campus, however.
     
  11. FKAGobucks877

    FKAGobucks877 The Most Power-Drunk

    I should probably know this, but what's the deal with the trophy?
     
  12. LoKyBuckeye

    LoKyBuckeye I give up. This board is too hard to understand. Staff Member

    When you have the high score on one of the arcade games you get a trophy.
     
  13. BuckeyeInTheBoro

    BuckeyeInTheBoro This space left intentionally blank

    I'm just posting so you can see what the trophy looks like! :wink2:
     
  14. LoKyBuckeye

    LoKyBuckeye I give up. This board is too hard to understand. Staff Member

    Sure... rub it in :p :bow: :wink:
     
  15. BuckeyeSkins

    BuckeyeSkins Go Bucks/Hail to the Redskins!!

    I had one of those once upon a time. :hatepc:
     

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