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New interrogation tactic

Discussion in 'Open Discussion (Work-safe)' started by RugbyBuck, Jan 27, 2005.

  1. RugbyBuck

    RugbyBuck Our church has no bells.

    Police in Radnor, Pa., interrogated a suspect by placing a metal colander on his head and connecting it with wires to a photocopy machine. The message "He's lying" was placed in the copier, and police pressed the copy button each time they thought the suspect wasn't telling the truth. Believing the "lie detector" was working, the suspect confessed.
     
  2. exhawg

    exhawg Mirror Guy Staff Member

    What did donny get arrested for?
     
  3. BuckeyeNation27

    BuckeyeNation27 Goal Goal USA! Staff Member

    :slappy:
     
  4. gregorylee

    gregorylee I'd rather be napping!!

    From "snopes"

    I could see this happening though
     
  5. AKAK

    AKAK If you hear the siren its already too late Staff Member Tech Admin

    Last dude I saw with a Colander on his head was saying something like:

    Gozer the Traveller will come in one of the pre-chosen forms. During the rectification of the Vuldronaii the Traveller came as a very large and moving Torb. Then of course in the third reconciliation of the last of the Meketrex supplicants they chose a new form for him, that of a Sloar. Many Shubs and Zuuls knew what it was to be roasted in the depths of the Sloar that day I can tell you.
     
  6. RugbyBuck

    RugbyBuck Our church has no bells.

    I thought it was Gozer the Gozarian?
     
  7. AKAK

    AKAK If you hear the siren its already too late Staff Member Tech Admin

    I took that from the "working script" so.. yeah, I think you're right.
     
  8. RugbyBuck

    RugbyBuck Our church has no bells.

    I've got the storyboard right here by my desk.
     
  9. Ghost Recon

    Ghost Recon Did it go Poof?

    Hey thats a pretty funny story. This past Tuesday I was up in Akron for my polygraph examination. For those of you who have never been through one, its an awful experience. Not so much the test (which I passed) but the confessions that you have to give. Just think of all the bad things you have done and spew it all out in an hour to someone who doesn't know you or gives a shit about you.
     
  10. Thump

    Thump Hating the environment since 1994

    You going into the FBI or CIA?
     
  11. Ghost Recon

    Ghost Recon Did it go Poof?

    I'm trying to become a firefighter, I can only imagine what it must be like for the FBI and the CIA, pure hell comes to mind.
     
  12. Thump

    Thump Hating the environment since 1994

    Since when do you need to take a lie detector test to be a firefighter?

    Do cops have to do this too?
     
  13. Ghost Recon

    Ghost Recon Did it go Poof?

    The dept I'm trying to get into has required polygraphs since 84. I think it varies among municipalities of their requirements. All the cops I know had to take it.
     
  14. Buck Nasty

    Buck Nasty You'll have nothing and like it

    Are You the Keymaster?
     
  15. RugbyBuck

    RugbyBuck Our church has no bells.

    No, numbnuts, you're the Keymaster. Dumbass crackers, mumble mumble, frackin' frack.

    Oh, my bad, that's right, you're in charge of collections and the liquor cabinet within the Ministry of Indiscriminate Violence.

    Carry on. :biggrin:
     

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