CCI
Metal Rules
D A M N I T O L
Take 2 and the rest of the world can go to hell
for up to 8 full hours.
E M P T Y N E S T R O G E N
Suppository that eliminates melancholy and loneliness
by reminding you of how awful they were as teenagers
and how you couldn't wait till they moved out
D U M B E R O L
When taken with Peptobimbo,
can cause dangerously low IQ,
resulting in enjoyment of country music
and pickup trucks.
F L I P I T O R
Increases life expectancy of commuters
by controlling road rage
and the urge to flip off other drivers.
M E N I C I L L I N
Potent anti-boy-otic for older women.
Increases resistance to such lethal lines as,
"You make me want to be a better person ...
Can we get naked now?"
B U Y A G R A
Injectable stimulant taken prior to shopping.
Increases potency, duration
and credit limit of spending spree.
J A C K A S S P I R I N
Relieves headache caused by a man
who can't remember your birthday, anniversary or phone number :osu:
Take 2 and the rest of the world can go to hell
for up to 8 full hours.
E M P T Y N E S T R O G E N
Suppository that eliminates melancholy and loneliness
by reminding you of how awful they were as teenagers
and how you couldn't wait till they moved out
D U M B E R O L
When taken with Peptobimbo,
can cause dangerously low IQ,
resulting in enjoyment of country music
and pickup trucks.
F L I P I T O R
Increases life expectancy of commuters
by controlling road rage
and the urge to flip off other drivers.
M E N I C I L L I N
Potent anti-boy-otic for older women.
Increases resistance to such lethal lines as,
"You make me want to be a better person ...
Can we get naked now?"
B U Y A G R A
Injectable stimulant taken prior to shopping.
Increases potency, duration
and credit limit of spending spree.
J A C K A S S P I R I N
Relieves headache caused by a man
who can't remember your birthday, anniversary or phone number :osu:
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