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New scrips for those who need

Discussion in 'Open Discussion (Work-safe)' started by CCI, Mar 8, 2004.

  1. CCI

    CCI Metal Rules

    D A M N I T O L
    Take 2 and the rest of the world can go to hell
    for up to 8 full hours.

    E M P T Y N E S T R O G E N
    Suppository that eliminates melancholy and loneliness
    by reminding you of how awful they were as teenagers
    and how you couldn't wait till they moved out

    D U M B E R O L
    When taken with Peptobimbo,
    can cause dangerously low IQ,
    resulting in enjoyment of country music
    and pickup trucks.

    F L I P I T O R
    Increases life expectancy of commuters
    by controlling road rage
    and the urge to flip off other drivers.

    M E N I C I L L I N
    Potent anti-boy-otic for older women.
    Increases resistance to such lethal lines as,
    "You make me want to be a better person ...
    Can we get naked now?"

    B U Y A G R A
    Injectable stimulant taken prior to shopping.
    Increases potency, duration
    and credit limit of spending spree.

    J A C K A S S P I R I N
    Relieves headache caused by a man
    who can't remember your birthday, anniversary or phone number
    :osu:
     
  2. RAMdrvr1

    RAMdrvr1 All Galaxy '14 NCAA Pick'em Champ

    See that you're back :biggrin: .
     
  3. LoKyBuckeye

    LoKyBuckeye I give up. This board is too hard to understand. Staff Member

    F L I P I T O R
    Increases life expectancy of commuters
    by controlling road rage
    and the urge to flip off other drivers.



    I need to ask my doctor about this one... I think I really need it.


    :oh: :io:
     

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