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No wonder the judge looked so happy...

Discussion in 'Open Discussion (Work-safe)' started by Bucklion, Jun 24, 2004.

  1. Bucklion

    Bucklion Throwback Staff Member

  2. LoKyBuckeye

    LoKyBuckeye I give up. This board is too hard to understand. Staff Member

    There's a joke there about banging his own gavel but I won't go there. :p
  3. sears3820

    sears3820 Sitting around in my underwear.... Staff Member

    I've heard of hung juries before but never a judge.
  4. BuckeyeInTheBoro

    BuckeyeInTheBoro This space left intentionally blank

    Someone needs to move this thread.

    His court reporter saw his penis 15-20 times? What the heck is wrong with this guy? If you're the reporter... wouldn't you try to get a different job?
  5. ashlandbuck

    ashlandbuck Banned

    This guy was even taking a leak while behind the bench.

    What a jerk off this guy is :wink2:
  6. RugbyBuck

    RugbyBuck Our church has no bells.

    Yeah, Ashland, but you've got to admit he's got balls.
  7. ashlandbuck

    ashlandbuck Banned

    Just ask the court reporter :groove:
  8. FCollinsBuckeye

    FCollinsBuckeye Senior Former Game Champion

    This judge obviously has an inflated self image. :p
  9. gregorylee

    gregorylee I'd rather be napping!!

    Do you think he had any naked pictures of Judge Judy behind his desk??
  10. BuckeyeInTheBoro

    BuckeyeInTheBoro This space left intentionally blank

    I'm just picturing this scene from Night Court:

    Asst. D.A. Dan Fielding: ...and in summary... What the hell is that sound? Judge? JUDGE!?! Are you even listening?

    Judge Harry T. Stone: What?!?! No, of course I'm listening! You say he killed the guy... he says he didn't... yada, yada, yaaaaaahhhaaah-doh... ohhhh... RECESS!

    Christine Sullivan: Did I just see...

    Court Clerk Mac Robinson: I hate my life.

    Bailiff Nostradamus "Bull" Shannon: All rise!

    Judge Harry T. Stone: Heh, heh... too late!

    Bull: Huh?!?

    Judge Harry T. Stone : Nothing. Look! Over there! MONKEYS! (Uses distraction and slight of hand to slip unit back under robes and exits courtroom past an obviously disgusted Mac)

    Roz: Not sure why we all call him "harry stone"... from what I could see his stones are bald.

    Christine and Dan: Eeewwww!

    Mac: Excuse me while I go jump off the building!

    Bull: Where's the monkeys?

    queue commercial

    :) :)
    Last edited: Jun 24, 2004
  11. BuckNutty

    BuckNutty Hear The Drummer Get Wicked Staff Member Bookie

    No love for Selma? I never did like Roz.
  12. BuckeyeInTheBoro

    BuckeyeInTheBoro This space left intentionally blank

    The line just sounded better coming from Roz. :wink2:

    Selma would have said something like: "I haven't seen Harry that excited since he met Mel Torme."

    (substitute Mel Torme with Yakov Korolenko for rare triple connotation).
    Last edited: Jun 24, 2004
  13. DaytonBuck

    DaytonBuck I've always liked them

    Oklahoma judge caught in courtroom

    Here Comes The Judge

    State: Bounce Oklahoma jurist for "pumping it up" on bench

    <META content="State: Bounce Oklahoma jurist for " name=TITLE pumping it up? on bench?>[​IMG][​IMG] JUNE 24--While seated on the bench, an Oklahoma judge used a male enhancement pump, shaved and oiled his nether region, and pleasured himself, state officials charged yesterday in a petition to remove the jurist. According to the below complaint filed by the Oklahoma Attorney General, Donald D. Thompson, 57, was caught in the act by a clerk, trial witnesses, and his longtime court reporter (these unsettling first-hand accounts will make you wonder what's going on under other black robes). Visitors to Thompson's Creek County courtroom reported hearing a "swooshing" sound coming from the bench, a noise the court reporter said "sounded like a blood pressure cuff being pumped up." Thompson, the complaint charges, even pumped himself up during an August 2003 murder trial. The AG's petition quotes Thompson (pictured above) as admitting that the pump was "under the bench" during the murder case (and at other times), but he denied using the item, which was supposedly a "gag gift from a friend." (9 pages)
  14. osugrad21

    osugrad21 Capo Regime Staff Member

    That is possibly the most absurd article I have ever read....
  15. MililaniBuckeye

    MililaniBuckeye The satanic soulless freight train that is Ohio St Staff Member Tech Admin

    Merged threads...

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