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No wonder the judge looked so happy...

It's often said that people are more clear-thinking after sex, particularly the lunchtime bj or quickie. The movie producers in Hollywood made this practice very popular way back when. On several occasions I've happily experienced sex at lunch but it was with a WOMAN!
 
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Judge jailed for exposing himself during trials

Friday, August 18, 2006; Posted: 11:11 p.m. EDT (03:11 GMT)
BRISTOW, Oklahoma (AP) -- A former judge convicted of exposing himself while presiding over jury trials by using a sexual device under his robe was sentenced Friday to four years in prison.

Donald Thompson had spent almost 23 years on the bench and had served as a state legislator before retiring from the court in 2004. He showed no reaction when he was sentenced.
David Thompson leaves the Creek County Courthouse after sentencing Friday for indecent exposure.
At his trial this summer, his former court reporter, Lisa Foster, testified that she saw Thompson expose himself at least 15 times during trial between 2001 and 2003. Prosecutors said he also used a device known as a penis pump during at least four trials in the same period.
Thompson, 59, was convicted last month of four felony courts of indecent exposure for incidents that took place in his Creek County courtroom.
Judge C. Allen McCall denied a defense motion asking that Thompson be allowed to remain free pending an appeal. Thompson also was ordered to pay a $40,000 fine.
Thompson, a married father of three grown children, testified that the pump was given to him as a joke by a longtime hunting and fishing buddy.
"It wasn't something I was hiding," he said.
He said he may have absentmindedly squeezed the pump's handle during court cases but never used it to masturbate.
Foster told authorities that she saw Thompson use the device almost daily during the August 2003 murder trial of a man accused of shaking a toddler to death. A whooshing sound could be heard on Foster's audiotape of the trial. When jurors asked the judge about the sound, Thompson said he hadn't heard it but would listen for it.
Police built a case against the judge after a police officer testifying in a 2003 murder trial saw a piece of plastic tubing disappear under Thompson's robe. During a lunch break, officers took photographs of the pump under the desk.
Investigators later checked the carpet, Thompson's robes and the chair behind the bench and found semen, according to court records.
Carmelia Brossett, a senior probation officer for the state Department of Corrections, said in a presentencing report that Thompson refused to undergo psychosexual testing.
"Thompson's denial of the offense would likely present difficulty, if not inability for treatment providers to provide meaningful and beneficial sex-offender treatment," she said.
The jury recommended a sentence of one year in prison and a $10,000 fine on each count. The jury foreman has said it was the jury's intent that Thompson serve the full sentence.
http://www.cnn.com/2006/US/08/18/judge.sentenced.ap/index.html
 
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Hard to get a handle on a case this bizarre.

From another news report:

Thompson's attorney had claimed he wasn't guilty of masturbating on the bench as charged and said the local police were out to get his client because Thompson had made rulings unfavorable to them.

Well that seems cut and dried - clearly a set-up job then.

Thompson's former secretary and bailiff, Zelma Hindman, has testified that she saw the judge expose himself when he was presiding at a murder trial when she returned early from an errand and entered the court through a side door.

A state forensic expert from the Oklahoma State Bureau of Investigation testified that tests of stains found on a judicial robe, a chair and carpet under Thompson's desk in the Creek County Court chamber were genetically matched to Thompson and could belong to no one else.

Oh, wait strike that your honor - clearly Thompson is guilty of a sin of emission :tongue2:
 
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