Penn State, as I'm certain everyone is aware, sometimes gets called "Generic U" They are fairly no frills, no player names on Jeresy's, no fancy color scheme - just plain white and blue, no stickers for the helmet, no logo on the helmet.. you get what I mean..... All that nothwithstanding, PSU is probably the greatest place for sexual enuendo... consider:
Happy Valley - 'nough said
Beaver stadium - Ummm... yeah... You know, when it's raining in August, it's safe to say that the Beaver is both Hot and Wet.... sometimes even sticky
The Nittny Lion, in some circles, is considered just a pussy cat
Players:
Curtis Enis - Nothing like big ol Mr. Enis pounding holes. During his last year, PSU relied heavily on Enis runs. Say what you will about his NFL "career" but at PSU he came hard, and came often.
But, Enis eventually left.... so what did PSU do? It tried not one, not two, but THREE Johnsons....
Big Johnson's. Little Johnson's. All have been welcome in Happy Valley. While not everyone likes three Johnson's in the same Beaver, you cannot deny that is/was a sight to behold.
Yes, sometimes reality is funnier than fiction.
Happy Valley - 'nough said
Beaver stadium - Ummm... yeah... You know, when it's raining in August, it's safe to say that the Beaver is both Hot and Wet.... sometimes even sticky
The Nittny Lion, in some circles, is considered just a pussy cat
Players:
Curtis Enis - Nothing like big ol Mr. Enis pounding holes. During his last year, PSU relied heavily on Enis runs. Say what you will about his NFL "career" but at PSU he came hard, and came often.
But, Enis eventually left.... so what did PSU do? It tried not one, not two, but THREE Johnsons....
Big Johnson's. Little Johnson's. All have been welcome in Happy Valley. While not everyone likes three Johnson's in the same Beaver, you cannot deny that is/was a sight to behold.
Yes, sometimes reality is funnier than fiction.