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Yertle

Pounding out aggression, turns into obsession
Come and listen to a story about a man named Zwick
About to be a starter, now time to grow up quick,
Then one day, the Bearcats come to town,
And down the field, he tossed his first touchdown.

TD that is, crossing pattern…to Holmes.

Well the next thing you know, the Bucks are doin’ it again,
Marshall’s offense can’t buy a first and ten<O:p</O:p
Said Bob Pruett, "That D is way too strong,
And their overall speed is just plain wrong.”

Blazing, that is. Florida speed’s nothing.<O:p</O:p

Now the Buckeyes march on for 11 games straight,
When that team from up North is next on their plate.
Lloyd wants this win down to the core of his soul,
But the Bucks send the Wolves to another Outback Bowl!<O:p</O:p


The Loser Bowl, that is. Get out of town, and don’t take your shoes off.

Y'all come back now, y'hear? After all, 2005 looks like it might be even better!
 
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