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Oh, God will the torture ever end

Discussion in 'Open Discussion (Work-safe)' started by The KSB, Dec 30, 2004.

  1. The KSB

    The KSB 4-4-11/11-5-11

    I've been down with the stomach flu. I've spent three solid days with either one end or the other stuck in the toilet but now I've been dealt the final insult. My wife went out to rent movies for me. She got "Sweet Home Alabama", "Save the Last Dance", "My Big Fat Greek Wedding", and "Angela's Ashes". OMFG I'M ABOUT READY TO GROW A FIGGING VAGINA. AND MY BITCH WIFE THINKS IT'S FUNNY. She says it's payback for the Rocky/Godfather marathon when she was sick. Stupid vindictive woman. :smash: :smash: :smash:
  2. Alan

    Alan Banned

    throw up on her midway through the first flick.....then go to bed...
  3. scarletandgrey

    scarletandgrey Cleverly disguised as a responsible adult!

    that sucks she left out all the classics like hope floats and sleepless in seattle...ha..ha.ha.. Next time ask her to go and get you a new porn.
  4. MililaniBuckeye

    MililaniBuckeye The satanic soulless freight train that is Ohio St Staff Member Tech Admin

    Just have her girl-on-top fuck you while you're watching...that way she gets to face the TV while you get to look at bouncing titties...
  5. stxbuck

    stxbuck Woody wore Sambas

    At least Spike has the James Bond marathon......for payback rent Roadhouse and Walking Tall (Rock version) when she is sick next time.........
  6. BuckBackHome

    BuckBackHome Wolverine is largest member of weasel family

    Sounds like there will soon be a Porky's film fest at Kent's house.
  7. TSKCoug

    TSKCoug Ambassador from the Cougar Nation in Gatorland

    Either that or....

    his wife might inflict a non-stop Jane Austen-a-thon movie binge! The cinematic equivalent of the Bataan deathmarch!
  8. LoKyBuckeye

    LoKyBuckeye I give up. This board is too hard to understand.


    I was think more like Airplane! or Naked Gun 1, Naked Gun 2 1/2 and Naked 33 1/3.

    KSB... you have to fight fire with fire :)

    godspeed, man.
  9. powerlifter

    powerlifter ▪█───────█

    Could have been steel magnolias, Thelma and Louise and all seasons of Friends....
  10. coastalbuck

    coastalbuck And this one belongs to the Reds!

    Drebbin: Nice Beaver!

    Jane: Thanks, I just had it stuffed. :slappy:
  11. Mili - DAMN GOOD IDEA! Gotta try that real soon......

  12. The KSB

    The KSB 4-4-11/11-5-11

    Thanks for the support all. I woke up this morning feeling good and decided to make an early breakfast for everybody. When I brought the plate to my wife in bed she looked like death was upon her. I sensing a evening of watching my History Channel tapes coming on.
  13. BuckNutty

    BuckNutty Hear The Drummer Get Wicked Staff Member Bookie

    The History Channel rocks! :lol:
  14. stxbuck

    stxbuck Woody wore Sambas

    aka The Hitler Channel.......
  15. LoKyBuckeye

    LoKyBuckeye I give up. This board is too hard to understand.

    the History channel can be highly addictive... I'll be channel surfing and the next thing you know I'll be watch How Guns Were Invented for an hour.

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