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ImFrigginFly

ImFrigginFly

O-H!
http://www.bikeguide.org/forums/showthread.php?t=107662

Our 2 month anniversary is coming up soon, on the 15th. She told me she wanted to have sex for our 2 month anniversary. I agreed before i remembered I have to leave for Columbia that day at 11:00 A.M. So we rescheduled for some time before that. I am now on spring break, and will be until Tuesday. I beleive its going down on Friday or Saturday.
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I think I found a few pics of this guy.
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Beth: I'd like to introduce you to my friend.
[Shows him a vibrating shower head]
Andy Stitzer: Your friend is so shiny.

Andy Stitzer: [Watching Beth masturbate in the tub] Wow. This is graphic.

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I left one part of the story out. You guys are gonna think I'm even lamer once you hear this.

I'm a straight up kind of guy. I'm frank about everything, which does not come in handy when you are talking about sex with your girlfriend. A couple days ago, before we had this all planned out, she asked me what I wanted to do this weekend. As usual, I said I don't care, you pick. Her reply was, "i don't care either, I'll do whatever you want." Whenever somebody says "I don't care" to me, its like its a challenge to prove that person wrong. After like 30 mins of going back in forth asking what each other wanted to do this weekend, i finally got tired and told her i had to go. I proceded to take a shit. While on the shitter, I had one of the most genius ideas of my life.

I decided I would go to school the next day with a pad of paper and make a numbered list of suggestions from my friends for what I should do with my girlfriend this weekend. Then, next time my girlfriend and I talked on the phone, i would have her pick a number, and whatever number she picked was what we were going to do this weekend. Obviously all of the choices were preverted. Some of the more unusual/preverted suggestions included: Give/recieve rims jobs, teach her to play the rusty trombone, and while fing her stick your finger in her ass.

Longer story short, I eventually got her to say yes or no to the ones she would like to do. Her answers were very consistent, and I was quite pleased. Then, to make sure she wasn't just being a tease, I proceded to sign her name on it thereby guranteeing that she cannot go back on what she said.

Aren't I smart?
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You have to be kidding me this stuff is classic! :rofl:
 
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