Game Thread Ohio State at Penn State, 10/22/16, 8:00pm ET ABC/WatchESPN

[Jake]

Okay, this and the week thread are going to get awesome! I just need somebody to get me beer. Due to construction (new gas lines) I have to park, like, four buildings down.

As Aristotle once said: laziness versus beer is the problem of all great dudes.

So, I need a dude-favor. I tip well.

I got a lot of free beer by living in Halloran House my junior year. Being the only guy on the floor old enough to buy it paid dividends.

As for today, you're on your own.

 

[kinch]

I got a lot of free beer by living in Halloran House my junior year. Being the only guy on the floor old enough to buy it paid dividends.

As for today, you're on your own.

I know many people are very concerned. I appreciate the valid the concern, but the nightmare has been averted.

I have obtained beer. I will be ready to post inane stuff by game time.

 

[Jake]

Life in Crappy Valley.

 

[kinch]

I think the term "hotel" is a bit strong there.

 

[kinch]

That picture shows the shabby motel and its lot where my aunt stays when she goes antiquing.

 

[Gothmog8]

If memory serves, OSU has a history of going into happy valley and scoring pick-6s. Hooker will have a good day.

 

[ScriptOhio]

 

[gmen6981]

Hey guys! What's the over-under on how many plays into the Bucks first series, Franklin_Restores/Bushwood starts posting on BWI about missed holding calls?
I got 1.

 

[LordJeffBuck]

Comparison of Ohio State and Penn State prestige:

Recap of Categories	Ohio State	Penn State
WINNING	718.0	538.0
CHAMPIONSHIPS	683.5	245.0
BOWL GAMES	140.0	134.0
PLAYER/COACH AWARDS	442.5	242.5
HALL OF FAMERS	210.0	145.0
ALL AMERICANS	140.0	87.0
TOTAL PRESTIGE POINTS............................	2334.0	1391.5

Category	Points	Ohio State	Penn State
Net Wins (W minus L)	1.0	573.0	477.0
Perfect Seasons	5.0	30.0	30.0
Undefeated Seasons	2.5	10.0	10.0
Weeks #1 in AP Poll	1.0	105.0	21.0
Subtotal WINNING..........................	.	718.0	538.0

Category	Points	Ohio State	Penn State
National Championships	100*	493.5	225.0
Conference Championships	5.0	190.0	20.0
Subtotal CHAMPIONSHIPS..............	.	683.5	245.0

Category	Points	Ohio State	Penn State
Major Bowl Victories	5.0	85.0	55.0
Major Bowl Ties	4.0	0.0	4.0
Major Bowl Losses	2.0	26.0	12.0
Minor Bowl Victories	3.0	18.0	51.0
Minor Bowl Ties	2.0	0.0	2.0
Minor Bowl Losses	1.0	11.0	10.0
Subtotal BOWL GAMES....................	.	140.0	134.0

Category	Points	Ohio State	Penn State
Heisman Trophy	25.0	175.0	25.0
Maxwell Award (best player)	10.0	40.0	70.0
Outland Trophy (best OL/DL)	10.0	40.0	10.0
Lombardi Awards (best OL/DL/LB)	10.0	60.0	20.0
Sullivan Award (best amateur athlete)	10.0	10.0	10.0
AFCA Coach of Year	10.0	40.0	50.0
Walter Camp Award (best player)	5.0	20.0	10.0
Davey O'Brien Award (best QB)	5.0	5.0	10.0
Doak Walker Award (best RB)	5.0	5.0	5.0
Biletnikoff Awards (best WR)	5.0	5.0	5.0
Butkus Award (best LB)	5.0	10.0	10.0
Jim Thorpe Award (best DB)	5.0	10.0	0.0
Dave Rimington Trophy (best center)	2.5	2.5	2.5
John Mackey Award (best TE)	2.5	0.0	0.0
Bronco Nagurski Trophy (best defender)	2.5	2.5	0.0
Chuck Bednarik Award (best defender)	2.5	0.0	10.0
Lott IMPACT Trophy (best defender)	2.5	2.5	2.5
Lou Groza Award (best kicker)	2.5	2.5	0.0
Ray Guy Award (best punter)	2.5	2.5	0.0
Frank Broyles Award (best assistant)	2.5	5.0	0.0
Draddy Trophy (Acdemic Heisman)	2.5	5.0	2.5
Subtotal PLAYER/COACH AWARDS	.	442.5	242.5

Category	Points	Ohio State	Penn State
CFB Hall of Famers	5.0	160.0	115.0
Pro Hall of Famers	5.0	50.0	30.0
Subtotal HALL OF FAMERS...............	.	210.0	145.0

Category	Points	Ohio State	Penn State
Unanimous All Americans	2.0	60.0	26.0
Consensus All Americans	1.0	51.0	27.0
Academic All Americans	1.0	29.0	34.0
Subtotal ALL AMERICANS................	.	140.0	87.0

Ohio State gets a sizable advantage in conference championships (190 points to 20 points) because Penn State was an independent team for over 100 years. But Ohio State also has a huge advantage in national championships (493.5 points to 225.0 points) based on their four undisputed national championships (1942, 1968, 2002, 2014) versus Penn State's two (1982, 1986). Other areas where Ohio State has notable advantages are Heisman Trophies (175 points to 25 points); weeks atop the AP Poll (105 points to 21 points); and Net Wins (573 points to 477 points).

* National championships are worth up to 100 points for a unanimous title, and are prorated for split titles. An undisputed title in the pre-bowl era (prior to 1936) is worth 50 points; in the AP Poll era (1936 to 1949) are worth 75 points; and in the two poll era (1950 to date) are worth 100 points.

 

[scarletmike]

I really want to see one of the ST guys get into PedSU's backfield untouched and destroy Julius with the ball still in his hands. That would be the play that makes my night.

A walk-off sack means the game was way too close, but would also be a great play as well.

 

[Zurp]

Can we meet halfway?

 

[MD Buckeye]

Fuck the Pedsters.

38-13.

 

[Telekinesis]

The only White Out they're going to be successful with is the amount of heroine ODs that take place after the Bucks insert the plunger.

 

[Bill Lucas]

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[Clarity]

I'm ready for the Cryin' Lions.