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"One Shot"

Discussion in 'Open Discussion (Work-safe)' started by CCI, Feb 26, 2005.

  1. CCI

    CCI Metal Rules

    A man goes into a gun shop for a telescopic rifle sight. The assistant takes one out, points out the window and says:

    "This baby is so good, you can see right into my house on that hill way over there." The man looks through the sight at the house and starts laughing.

    "What's so funny?" asks the assistant.

    "Well, I can see a naked man chasing a naked woman around your house," replies the customer. Snatching the 'scope back, the assistant cranes his eye through the sight and sure enough, there is his wife, naked, being hotly pursued by an excited young man.

    Furious, the assistant says to the man, "If I give you two bullets, will you blow my wife's head off with one and take the man's dick out with the other? I'll give you the telescopic sight for free if you do." "Okay," the man says, as he takes out his rifle and attacks the sight. Taking a quick look through it before loading, he hands one bullet back.

    "You know what?" he says. "I think I can do this with just one shot."
     

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