Oregon Ducks

[BUCKYLE]

Like you haven't woken up lying in a Motel 6 bathtub full of ice with a bandage on your back, missing a kidney, with $400 in singles laying on the floor.

I assumed I blacked out drunk and made the singles stripping.

 

[colobuck79]

I assumed I blacked out drunk and made the singles stripping.

And you had donated the kidney to a sick orphan child.

 

[Onebuckfan]

Exactly. So where the fuck is the investigation?

Tats last forever,Weed goes 'Up in Smoke" .

 

[BUCKYLE]

And you had donated the kidney to a sick orphan child.

No. I sold it earlier in the evening to buy booze.

 

[colobuck79]

No. I sold it earlier in the evening to buy booze.

You do realize you can only do that twice?

 

[Bleed S & G]

Happy 420

 

[matcar]

You do realize you can only do that twice?

There are plenty of other organs to donate. Don't be so close minded.

 

[redguard117]

I'm sorry, what were we talking about? :!

 

[darbypitcher22]

Like you haven't woken up lying in a Motel 6 bathtub full of ice with a bandage on your back, missing a kidney, with $400 in singles laying on the floor.

Wake up in Thailand with a finger on ice and a drug dealing monkey and you've got real problems

 

[OHSportsFan]

So, Darron Thomas went undrafted.

Interesting decision to leave UO.

 

[TooTall]

So, Darron Thomas went undrafted.

Interesting decision to leave UO.

He must know something about the program, then. :popcorn:

 

[MD Buckeye]

http://www.registerguard.com/web/ne...football-athletics-university-knight.html.csp

UO?s football palace
Phil Knight-funded project is another jewel for athletics program

Massive concrete pillars to hold together the $68 million operations center that Nike?s Phil Knight is building for the University of Oregon football program are shooting up next to Autzen Stadium.

The new center will feature two skybridge-linked buildings ? on the north and east sides of the Casanova Center ? that will rise six stories on top of underground parking.

Opening day is set for fall 2013.

Blueprints submitted by the builders to the city of Eugene show that the new complex will continue the trend of jaw-dropping, donor-funded opulence set by previous Duck athletics construction projects. The new center will, for example, feature nine dedicated classrooms, each for a single key position on the football team, from quarterback to inside linebacker.

Football coach Chip Kelly will have a private hot tub next to his office with a waterproofed video center, so he can watch games while taking a soak.

Contd....

 

[Buckeye86]

http://www.registerguard.com/web/ne...football-athletics-university-knight.html.csp

SO, if stuff like that is cool with the NCAA, I have a modest proposal for a new feature at the WHAC: a room full of pedestals with stacks of $100 bills on them. If any of the stacks happen to go missing replenishing them would be considered a renovation cost and would therefore be of no concern to the NCAA.

 

[sparcboxbuck]

SO, if stuff like that is cool with the NCAA, I have a modest proposal for a new feature at the WHAC: a room full of pedestals with stacks of $100 bills on them. If any of the stacks happen to go missing replenishing them would be considered a renovation cost and would therefore be of no concern to the NCAA.

UFM > Hot Tubs

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[Poe McKnoe]

UFM > Hot Tubs

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