DEBuckeye
It ain't easy, bein' cheesy.
Osama bin Laden has a heart attack and dies. He immediately goes to hell, where the devil is waiting for him.
The devil says... "I don't know what to do here Osama, You're on my list, but I have no room for you, and you definitely have to stay here.
So I'll tell you what I'm going to do: I've got 2 or 3 people here who weren't quite as bad as you. I suppose I can let one of them go, but you have to take their place. I'll even let YOU decide who leaves." Osama thought that sounded pretty good, so..............the devil led him into the first room.
In it was Manuel Noriega and a large pool of water. Manuel kept diving in and surfacing empty-handed. Over and over and over. Such was his fate in hell." Bin Laden said, "This wont work because....I'm not a good swimmer and I don't think I could do that all day long."
The devil then led Osama into the next room. In it was the Ayatollah Khomeini with a sledgehammer and a huge pile of rocks. All he did ..all day long...was swing that hammer, time after time after time. Bin Laden says....I've got this problem with my shoulder and I cant do this.....I'd be in constant agony if all I did was break rocks all day"
Finally, the devil opened a third door. In it, was Bill Clinton, lying on the floor with his arms staked over his head and his legs staked in a spread-eagle pose. Bent over him was his girlfriend Monica, doing what she does best. Osama bin Laden smiling, stared in disbelief and finally said, "Yeah, I can handle this."
The devil smiled and said, "OK, Monica, you're free to go."
The devil says... "I don't know what to do here Osama, You're on my list, but I have no room for you, and you definitely have to stay here.
So I'll tell you what I'm going to do: I've got 2 or 3 people here who weren't quite as bad as you. I suppose I can let one of them go, but you have to take their place. I'll even let YOU decide who leaves." Osama thought that sounded pretty good, so..............the devil led him into the first room.
In it was Manuel Noriega and a large pool of water. Manuel kept diving in and surfacing empty-handed. Over and over and over. Such was his fate in hell." Bin Laden said, "This wont work because....I'm not a good swimmer and I don't think I could do that all day long."
The devil then led Osama into the next room. In it was the Ayatollah Khomeini with a sledgehammer and a huge pile of rocks. All he did ..all day long...was swing that hammer, time after time after time. Bin Laden says....I've got this problem with my shoulder and I cant do this.....I'd be in constant agony if all I did was break rocks all day"
Finally, the devil opened a third door. In it, was Bill Clinton, lying on the floor with his arms staked over his head and his legs staked in a spread-eagle pose. Bent over him was his girlfriend Monica, doing what she does best. Osama bin Laden smiling, stared in disbelief and finally said, "Yeah, I can handle this."
The devil smiled and said, "OK, Monica, you're free to go."
