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Other money-making ideas for GeigerCo.

MegaWoody

All-American
Now that we've been informed we'll be watching the 'The SBC scUM-OSU Classic' every November instead of that antiquated old 'scUM Game', it occurred to me that there might be some other, heretofore untapped, money-grubbing schemes that GeigerCo could exploit. I can think of a couple, but perhaps the BuckeyePlanet faithful could offer some others that Andy could bring up at GeigerCo's next board meeting.

How about changing Ohio Stadium from 'the Horseshoe' to the 'Johnston-Murphy Wing-Tip Bowl'? That would bring in some walkin' around money.

Or what about having the band do "Script Frito" at half-time and have the tuba player dot the I with a giant can of bean dip? Now we're talking some really big bucks -- the kind of bucks GeigerCo understands, not the Bucks we used to know and love.

Post your suggestions here (but don't forget to copyright the really good ones. There's money to be made after all.)
 
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The official rock song of Ohio- Campbell's "Hang on Soupy".

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I heard Speilman say on the air one day that "if Geiger thought he could make money on it, he'd charge everyone a buck to slap his wife on the ass."

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Stadium announcer:

That run by Ross brought to you by Nationwide Personal Injury Insurance and King Koil Mattress.

That pass by Smith brought to you by US Air.

That jail break screen to Hall brought to you by Barry's Bail Bonds.

That hit by Everett brought to you 3C Collision repair and Goody's Headache Powder.
 
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