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Penn State Cult

Discussion in 'College Football' started by mercer_buckeye, Dec 17, 2011.

  1. kujirakira

    kujirakira Senior

    "My best man was cardboard Joe because i have no friends" ... who gives a shit where his wife graduated from?
    Please tell me nobody does this shit with Tress or Urban.
  2. LovelandBuckeye

    LovelandBuckeye You never lose to those pricks. Ever. Ever. - UFM

    What! That would be so fucking dumb. What asshole would do that shit with a cutout of Urban or Tress? Nope, I used one of Woody.

    Honor&Glory likes this.
  3. kujirakira

    kujirakira Senior

    I'm not going to say the first word in my head.
    These guys derive their self value through PSU athletics.
  4. Buckeyeskickbuttocks

    Buckeyeskickbuttocks Z --> Z^2 + c Staff Member

  5. zincfinger

    zincfinger Gert Frobe-approved

    “the guy on the left”
    CFPBuckeye and Nigel Tufnel like this.
  6. CFPBuckeye

    CFPBuckeye Turned down a Harbaugh sleepover '17 Fantasy Baseball Champ

    “Or whatever you want to call him”
    Nigel Tufnel and Jaxbuck like this.
  7. Beano Cook

    Beano Cook Hangin' with Rockne

    JFC, I showed Joe Pa this thread and the poor bastard shit his pants...again.

  8. ORD_Buckeye

    ORD_Buckeye Wrong glass, Sir.

    I've said it a hundred times on here. Their sense of identity and self-worth are inseparable from the Paterno myth. They just didn't root for a different team than you. They were morally superior human beings to you because they rooted for Paterno's team. To have that cherished belief system blown up in front of their very eyes was just too much psychologically for these morons to take.

    And good God do those replies have a creepy Penthouse Forum vibe to them.
  9. colobuck79

    colobuck79 tilter of wind*ills

    And all this time I thought Beano went to heaven. Who knew?
  10. Steve19

    Steve19 Watching. Always watching. Staff Member

  11. AJHawkfan

    AJHawkfan Wanna make $14 the hard way?

  12. CFPBuckeye

    CFPBuckeye Turned down a Harbaugh sleepover '17 Fantasy Baseball Champ

    So Dr. Bob Bob is gonna show you how to lure a 10-year-old in to your rape tailgating van with some Peachy Paterno? Sign me up!

    Dr. Bob Bob: Ok, everybody. This is a pretty easy class, right? Ice cream, right? But it’s about doing it right.

    First you pull up in one of these.


    Then you get out wearing one of these.


    Then you shout, “Free Jerry!” and you extend your arm holding one of these.


    And you watch those little butt holes eyes get real wide. Congratulations. We Are.
    Last edited: Jul 11, 2019
  13. colobuck79

    colobuck79 tilter of wind*ills

    Should work.
    Jaxbuck likes this.
  14. sparcboxbuck

    sparcboxbuck What happened to my ¤cash?

    When I was traveling Philly / Princeton last week it occurred to me that what I really needed to make my week complete was a stack of bumper stickers that said "Joe Knew" so I could put them on various cars, especially those with State Penn logos thereon.

    Thinking that we may want to divert a little bit of the Referee Fund over to a local printer in Philly and have them shipped to @Jaxbuck for random distribution in the area.
  15. BuckeyeNation27

    BuckeyeNation27 Goal Goal USA! Staff Member

    You have no idea how many times I've seen a 409 sticker and had that same thought. Or to replace it with however many wins they had for that brief period where the NCAA had a spine and took some away.
    Mike80 and TooTallMenardo like this.

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