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Penn State Cult (Joe Knew)

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My wife (not a PSU grad) decided to send a letter and invitation to our wedding (October 23, 1999, game was at Purdue and we were ranked #1 at the time). She received a response written by Mrs. Paterno (Good luck and have a great life together) and signed by her and Coach. I had it blown up and it was on the table with the seating assignment cards so all could see. "Stand-up Joe" cardboard cutout was stationed behind me at the wedding party table.
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"My best man was cardboard Joe because i have no friends" ... who gives a shit where his wife graduated from?
Please tell me nobody does this shit with Tress or Urban.
 
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JFC, I showed Joe Pa this thread and the poor bastard shit his pants...again.

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Nigel Tufnel said:
Some of those dudes just won’t let it go. I mean honestly even if you did think that Paterno was railroaded, who gives a fuck, at this point, about some time way back then, when you met the guy.
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I've said it a hundred times on here. Their sense of identity and self-worth are inseparable from the Paterno myth. They just didn't root for a different team than you. They were morally superior human beings to you because they rooted for Paterno's team. To have that cherished belief system blown up in front of their very eyes was just too much psychologically for these morons to take.

And good God do those replies have a creepy Penthouse Forum vibe to them.
 
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So Dr. Bob Bob is gonna show you how to lure a 10-year-old in to your rape tailgating van with some Peachy Paterno? Sign me up!

Dr. Bob Bob: Ok, everybody. This is a pretty easy class, right? Ice cream, right? But it’s about doing it right.

First you pull up in one of these.

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Then you get out wearing one of these.

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Then you shout, “Free Jerry!” and you extend your arm holding one of these.

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And you watch those little butt holes eyes get real wide. Congratulations. We Are.
 
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When I was traveling Philly / Princeton last week it occurred to me that what I really needed to make my week complete was a stack of bumper stickers that said "Joe Knew" so I could put them on various cars, especially those with State Penn logos thereon.

Thinking that we may want to divert a little bit of the Referee Fund over to a local printer in Philly and have them shipped to @Jaxbuck for random distribution in the area.
 
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sparcboxbuck said:
When I was traveling Philly / Princeton last week it occurred to me that what I really needed to make my week complete was a stack of bumper stickers that said "Joe Knew" so I could put them on various cars, especially those with State Penn logos thereon.

Thinking that we may want to divert a little bit of the Referee Fund over to a local printer in Philly and have them shipped to @Jaxbuck for random distribution in the area.
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You have no idea how many times I've seen a 409 sticker and had that same thought. Or to replace it with however many wins they had for that brief period where the NCAA had a spine and took some away.
 
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