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People to Punch, Pet Peeves, and General Vexations (mega-merge)

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People with loud cars/trucks that just start them up and leave them sitting foreeeeeeeeeeeever.

People across the street from me have a son with a shitty car. He starts it up and then it just sits there running for a half hour, at least.

*hummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm*

All. Fucking. Morning.

Now, the house two down from them and just as close to mine...the lady who lived there passed away recently. Now this fucking god damn diesel monstrosity has been coming daily for over a week and he runs that fucker forever while loading up the back. I don’t build rocket ships like scUM football players but even I know that your truck doesn’t have to run the whole time you load the back up for an hour. You can load it just fine with it turned off. Guy doesn’t know that though. He’s out there right now. I can’t escape the sound and now it’s like my ears are trained to hear it the second it starts.

*HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM*

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKK!
 
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People who live in my neighborhood that constantly whine about me trying to enjoy the sound of the Flowmaster American Thunder exhaust I put on my Jeep. I paid $270 for that exhaust and sometimes I just want to hear that baby purr.

Oh, and this other person that loses their shit when I arm my car remotely. I’m OCD, I can’t help myself if I hit the lock button several times just to be sure.
 
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People with no clue what the offseason is for.

CFPBuckeye said:
People with loud cars/trucks that just start them up and leave them sitting foreeeeeeeeeeeever.

People across the street from me have a son with a shitty car. He starts it up and then it just sits there running for a half hour, at least.

*hummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm*

All. Fucking. Morning.

Now, the house two down from them and just as close to mine...the lady who lived there passed away recently. Now this fucking god damn diesel monstrosity has been coming daily for over a week and he runs that fucker forever while loading up the back. I don’t build rocket ships like scUM football players but even I know that your truck doesn’t have to run the whole time you load the back up for an hour. You can load it just fine with it turned off. Guy doesn’t know that though. He’s out there right now. I can’t escape the sound and now it’s like my ears are trained to hear it the second it starts.

*HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM*

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKK!
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buckeyebri said:
Not as bad, but my neighbor across the street likes to hit the door lock button on his car 3-4 times a night to make sure the doors are locked......
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Dryden said:
People who live in my neighborhood that constantly whine about me trying to enjoy the sound of the Flowmaster American Thunder exhaust I put on my Jeep. I paid $270 for that exhaust and sometimes I just want to hear that baby purr.

Oh, and this other person that loses their shit when I arm my car remotely. I’m OCD, I can’t help myself if I hit the lock button several times just to be sure.
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Wife cleaned the family room in prep for putting the tree up Thursday (family tradition that the kids decorate/hang ornaments after dinner). Then she got bored and brought the tree up from the basement early. Then she unboxed it and just went ahead and put it up.

So I'm stringing the foil garland... get two strands done - 30 feet or whatever - and step back from the tree to check my work. My 9 year old is handing me another strand.

Her: What are you doing, daddy?

Me: I'm checking to make sure it's spaced evenly.

Her: Will it trigger your OCD if it isn't?
 
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Two semesters back in school and holy shit, the sheer lack of proofreading and editing by both other students and professors is driving me up a wall! I think every lecture handout in my Intro to Theatre class this semester has had multiple, glaringly obvious and simple to fix issues, and you know the prof knows because this is stuff that's used year after year. And then the discussion boards (in both the theatre and another class, both online)...woof! I know they're low effort assignments, but even the minimal amount of effort (exactly what I give for those) shouldn't result in the word and grammar salad I'm reading every week.
 
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Rant : At Indy Saturday .,I can’t believe how many people got up and down during the game. 10 sec after KO. Stand in aisle blocking view..coming to wrong section ..no clue where they set 2 min after they went out. Boyfriend Girlfriend totally oblivious to the game..a restaurant is a better date for a meal. People eating 3 times during the game on and on. I looked around our section was the worst . Hadn’t been to a game since 2012 ..the world has changed. Old man rant..
 
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Onebuckfan said:
Rant : At Indy Saturday .,I can’t believe how many people got up and down during the game. 10 sec after KO. Stand in aisle blocking view..coming to wrong section ..no clue where they set 2 min after they went out. Boyfriend Girlfriend totally oblivious to the game..a restaurant is a better date for a meal. People eating 3 times during the game on and on. I looked around our section was the worst . Hadn’t been to a game since 2012 ..the world has changed. Old man rant..
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What *clap* the *clap* fuck!

I pause to hand money down the aisle for a beer and receive my beer. After that I am dialed into the game.

Not sure wtf the *clap* shit is but I see it on Twitter so it must be rad.
 
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Whelp, my car got rear-ended by a dude not paying attention. He's a 78 year old that obviously can't drive (and shouldn't be driving). It's going to suck for him if he wants to drive again because he has the violation (Lord knows how much that will be) and $160 to get his license and tag released. Oh, he was uninsured. Now I have to pay my fucking $500 deductible AT CHRISTMAS because some ancient son-of-a-bitch shouldn't be driving. Motherfucker, if you are old and have to get around, I feel for you, I really do. But I can't afford to subsidize your problems. Am I supposed to feel bad for him? What if he kills someone? FUCK YOU. If you can't afford insurance - don't drive. I wouldn't shed a fucking tear if he wound up in prison.
 
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