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phone call

Discussion in 'Open Discussion (Work-safe)' started by CCI, Feb 27, 2005.

  1. CCI

    CCI Metal Rules

    Several men are in the locker room of a golf club. A cell phone on a
    bench rings and a man engages the hands free speaker-function and begins
    to talk. Everyone else in the room stops to listen.

    MAN: "Hello."

    WOMAN: "Honey, it's me. Are you at the club?"

    MAN: "Yes"

    WOMAN: "I am at the mall now and found this beautiful leather coat. It's only $1,000. Is it OK if I buy it?"

    MAN: "Sure, ...go ahead if you like it."

    WOMAN: "I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the new 2004 models. I saw one I really liked."

    MAN: "How much?"

    WOMAN: "$60,000"

    MAN: "OK, but for that price I want it with all the options."

    WOMAN: "Great! Oh, and one more thing...the house we wanted last year is back on the market. They're asking $950,000."

    MAN: "Well, then go ahead and give them an offer, but just offer $900,000."

    WOMAN: "OK. I'll see you later! I love you!

    MAN: "Bye, I love you, too."

    The man hangs up .The other men in the locker room are looking at him in astonishment.

    Then he asks: "Anyone know who this phone belongs to?"
     
  2. scarletandgrey

    scarletandgrey Cleverly disguised as a responsible adult!

    Theres a husband and wife driving down the interstate in thier new four door sedan and the husband driving when the wife looks over at him and says honey I want a divorce. the husband doesn't really say anything he just nods his head and speeds the car up from 65 to 75. The wife looks over at him again and says yeah I've been screwing your bestfriend for the last six months and honestly he has a bigger dick than you. the husband looks over doesn't really say much just speeds the car up from 75 to 85. She then says to him and I want it all I want the house the car the kids the bank accounts everything. He again looks at her doesn't say a freaking word just speeds up from 85 to 95. The wif looks at him and says wow your taking this well is there anything that you do want he looks back at her and starts to swirve off the road and says nope I got everything that I need She asked What that he says I got the airbag.
     
  3. daddyphatsacs

    daddyphatsacs Let the cards fall... Staff Member

    Woah, thats a little dimented.
     
  4. FKAGobucks877

    FKAGobucks877 The Most Power-Drunk

    Nah. If she really screwed your best friend, they both die.
     
  5. ScarletBlood31

    ScarletBlood31 Buckeye in Blacksburg

    true that.
     

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