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Playstation 2 out of control!

Discussion in 'Open Discussion (Work-safe)' started by DA-Bucks, Dec 14, 2004.

  1. DA-Bucks

    DA-Bucks Trick shot artist Former FF The Deuce Champ

  2. exhawg

    exhawg Mirror Guy Staff Member

    That's really funny, but who would actually buy that thing knowing where it's been?
     
  3. scooter1369

    scooter1369 Chief Toad Fart

    Next thing you know, it will verbally commit to Miami...
     
  4. Ginn4Heisman

    Ginn4Heisman Newbie

    that is hilarious.
     
  5. gregorylee

    gregorylee I'd rather be napping!!

    I'm at work, I don't suppose anyone would want to share the description?
     
  6. BrutuStrength

    BrutuStrength It's time to bring it! Staff Member

    It's the sad story of a gaming system gone bad.
     
  7. gregorylee

    gregorylee I'd rather be napping!!

    and that would mean....???
     
  8. LoKyBuckeye

    LoKyBuckeye I give up. This board is too hard to understand. Staff Member

    Out of Control PS2; Needs New Home NO RESERVE

    When I first got this Playstation 2, we shared the sacred bond that only a man and his Playstation 2 can have. It ran all my games and played all my porn DVDs. I spent hours with it every night, playing and watching, watching and playing. But then it happened: I got a new job, had a new kid, and bought an XBOX. I didn’t have the time to spend with the PS2 anymore. And that’s when things started to go downhill.

    At first, I would come home and smell the faint smell of cigarettes. He swore up and down that it wasn’t him. He said the XBOX was smoking when I left. Of course the XBOX blamed him. I wasn’t really sure who to believe…. Until one day I came home early from work, and caught him smoking in the kitchen.


    He said he only smoked a couple times with his friends, and that the cigarettes actually belonged to the Super Nintendo. Of course I made him smoke the whole pack as punishment.

    Little did I know, cigarettes would be the least of my problems.

    The next night, I came home about 10:30 at night, and the Playstation was gone, along with about $50 in cash that I had hidden in my dresser. The next morning, he came home with a cell phone and a pager. I should have known then what would come next, but I didn’t have time to deal with it.

    He started getting paged all hours of the night, and other gaming consoles started coming in and out of the house all the time. I would come home and find several of them hanging out, smoking marijuana and staying up all hours.

    I tried grounding him, and stopped giving him allowance, but nothing seemed to help. Things were getting out of control. But sometimes you can’t help someone until they reach rock bottom. I’m not sure what happened next, but I’m pretty sure he became affiliated with some sort of gang. He never left the house without his Sig or Glock.


    He started smoking marijuana with his friends everyday. He said “I don’t have a problem, I’m just blowing off some steam.” But that’s not the story the pictures tell.


    As days went by, things got crazy faster than anyone could ever imagine. Guns, alcohol, cocaine, and women became an every night ritual for him and his friends.


    As with all drugs stories, this one took a sad turn. The money ran out, but there was still the need to get high. When hard times came, he turned to deviant sexual activities to get money for his precious drugs. As you can see, I found some disturbing pictures on the computer in his room.

    As you can see, things have spiraled out of control beyond my worst nightmares. I can't tolerate this kind of behavior in my house any longer. I'm offering this PS2 with no reserve, in hopes that someone will find a good home for it.

    No video game consoles were harmed in the making of this story. The PS2 is fully functional and is garaunteed not to be DOA. It comes with one memory card, one controller, and the power/av cables. Winning bidder to pay actual shipping costs. Will not be sent in original box.
     
  9. gregorylee

    gregorylee I'd rather be napping!!

    Aha, thanks. I agree, there is no touching that console.
     
  10. Bucktastic

    Bucktastic Troy Smith for HEISMAN

    What on earth was that?!?!?! :lol:
     
  11. AmeriBuck007

    AmeriBuck007 Honey, Frank the Tank is not coming back

    Hilarious..

    Its been listed for two hours and already has 12 bids
     

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