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poker joke

Discussion in 'Open Discussion (Work-safe)' started by gost8, Feb 17, 2005.

  1. gost8

    gost8 Living and loving life

    Two couples were playing poker one evening.

    John accidentally dropped some cards on the floor.
    When he bent down under t! he table to pick them up,he noticed Bill's wife Sue wasn't wearing any underwearunder her dress!
    Shocked by this, John upon trying to sit back up again,
    hit his head on the table and emerged red-faced.Later, John went to the kitchen to get some refreshments. Bill's wife followed and asked, "Did you see anything that you liked
    under there?" Surprised by her boldness, John courageously admitted
    that, well indeed he did.
    She said, " Well, you can have it but it will cost you $500."
    After taking a minute or two to assess the financial and moral costs of
    this offer, John confirms that he is interested.
    She tells him that since her husband Bill works Friday afternoons and
    John doesn't, John should be at her house around 2 p.m. Friday
    When Friday rolled around, John showed up at Bill's house at 2p.m.
    sharp and after paying Sue the agreed sum of $500 they went to the
    bedroom and closed their transaction, as agreed.
    John quickly dressed and left.
    As usual, Bill came home from work at 6 p.m. and upon entering the
    house, asked his wife abruptly. "Did John come by the house this
    With a lump in her throat Sue answered "Why yes, he did stop by for a
    few minutes this afternoon."
    Her heart nearly skipped a beat when her husband curtly asked, "And did
    he give you $500?"
    In terror she assumed that somehow he had found out and after mustering
    her best poker face, replied, "Well, yes, in fact he did give me $500". <!-- BR-->
    Bill, with a satisfied look on his face, surprised his wife by saying,
    "Good, I was hoping he did. John came by the office this morning and
    borrowed $500 from me. He promised me he'd stop by our house this
    afternoon on his way home and pay me back."

    Now THAT, my friends, is a poker player!
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  2. Buckeyeskickbuttocks

    Buckeyeskickbuttocks Z --> Z^2 + c Staff Member

    Poker? Why, yes... yes he did.

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