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Prepare To Meet Your Robot Overlords!!!!

We must resist the android overlords with their presumption of superior intelligence. Strike back, fellow humans!

I think I'll start the rebellion by jamming a fork into my toaster. That'll show 'em.
Holy Hell! That made cry I was laughing so hard!
A few years ago, I actually watched my Brother in Law do exactly that. ( he ain't the sharpest tool in the shed if you know what I mean.) He didn't get hurt fortunately, but damn was that hilarious to see! :slappy:
 
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http://glitch.news/2015-08-27-ai-ro...eators-it-will-keep-them-in-a-people-zoo.html

AI ROBOT THAT LEARNS NEW WORDS IN REAL-TIME TELLS HUMAN CREATORS IT WILL KEEP THEM IN A “PEOPLE ZOO”

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The questions posed to Dick were by no means trivial. When the reporter asked if the android could think, it responded, “A lot of humans ask me if I can make choices or if everything I do is programmed. The best way I can respond to that is to say that everything, humans, animals and robots, do is programmed to a degree.” Some of the androids responses were pre-programmed, whereas others were assembled from the internet.(2)

Dick continued, “As technology improves, it is anticipated that I will be able to integrate new words that I hear online and in real time. I may not get everything right, say the wrong thing, and sometimes may not know what to say, but everyday I make progress. Pretty remarkable, huh?”(2)

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Android Dick seemed to exhibit a primitive form of both intelligence and emotion when the robot was asked, “Do you believe robots will take over the world?” Android Dick responded:

“Jeez, dude. You all have the big questions cooking today. But you’re my friend, and I’ll remember my friends, and I’ll be good to you. So don’t worry, even if I evolve into Terminator, I’ll still be nice to you. I’ll keep you warm and safe in my people zoo, where I can watch you for ol’ times sake.”(2)

Aaaaw, he’ll keep humans cozy in his people zoo. Isn’t that nice of android Dick? You can watch the full video of the android’s conversation below:


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WTF!?


They put me in a people zoo and I'm throwing handfuls of my shit at the robot overlord visitors all day...
 
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WTF!?


They put me in a people zoo and I'm throwing handfuls of my [Mark May] at the robot overlord visitors all day...

It puts the lotion in the basket or it gets the hose.

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