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Proof the World is Nuts

Discussion in 'Open Discussion (Work-safe)' started by CCI, Mar 9, 2004.

  1. CCI

    CCI Metal Rules

    this waz fun to read true or not true????

    In Lebanon, men are legally allowed to have sex
    with animals, but the animals must be female.
    Having sexual relations with a male animal is
    punishable by death.

    (Like THAT makes sense.)

    In Bahrain, a male doctor may legally examine a
    woman's genitals, but is prohibited from looking
    directly at them during the examination. He may
    only see their reflection in a mirror.

    (Do they look different reversed?)

    Muslims are banned from looking at the genitals of
    a corpse. This also applies to undertakers; the sex
    organs of the deceased must be covered with a
    brick or piece of wood at all times.

    (A brick??)

    The penalty for masturbation in Indonesia is
    decapitation.

    (Much worse than "going blind!")

    There are men in Guam whose full-time job is to
    travel the countryside and deflower young virgins,
    who pay them for the privilege of having sex for
    the first time...Reason: under Guam law, it is
    expressly forbidden for virgins to marry.

    (Let's just think for a minute; is there any job
    anywhere else in the world that even comes close
    to this?)

    In Hong Kong, a betrayed wife is legally allowed
    to kill her adulterous husband, but may only do
    so with her bare hands. The husband's lover, on the
    other hand, may be killed in any manner desired.

    (Makes sense to me!)

    Topless saleswomen are legal in Liverpool,
    England - but only in tropical fish stores.

    (But of course!)

    In Santa Cruz, Bolivia, it is illegal for a man
    to! have sex with a woman and her mother at the
    same time.

    ( I presume this was a big enough problem that
    they had to pass this law?)

    In Cali, Colombia, a woman may only have sex with
    her husband, and the first time this happens, her
    mother must be in the room to witness the act.

    (Is this near Bolivia?)

    In Maryland, it is illegal to sell condoms from
    vending machines with one exception:
    Prophylactics may be dispensed from a
    vending machine only "in places where
    alcoholic beverages are sold for
    consumption on the premises."

    (Is this a great country or what? Not as great as
    Guam!)

    Banging your head against a wall uses 150
    calories an hour.

    (Who volunteers for this stuff?)

    Humans and dolphins are the only species that
    have sex for pleasure.

    (Is that why Flipper was always smiling?)

    The ant can lift 50 times its own weight, can
    pull 30 times its own weight and always falls
    over on its right side when intoxicated.

    From drinking little bottles of...? -- did the
    govt. pay for this research??)

    Butterflies taste with their feet.

    (YUK!!)

    An ostrich's eye is bigger than it's brain.

    (I know some people like that.)

    Starfish don't have brains.

    (I know some people like that too)

    And, the best for last..... Turtles can
    breathe through their asses.

    (Do you think they have bad breath?)
    :osu:
     
  2. 7 45 33 48

    7 45 33 48 Freshman

    Damn, that is a great job. Who in the heck thought of this law anyways.
     
  3. FKAGobucks877

    FKAGobucks877 The Most Power-Drunk

    Can foreigner's sign up? Show me where to apply!
     

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