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Quiz: Are you going to Hell?

Discussion in 'Open Discussion (Work-safe)' started by sears3820, Jun 24, 2004.

  1. sears3820

    sears3820 Sitting around in my underwear.... Staff Member

    http://www.4degreez.com/misc/dante-inferno-test.mv



    I scored:

    The wretched King Minos has decided your fate. His tale wraps around his body 2 times.

    The sweet light no longer strikes against your eyes. Your shade has been banished to... the Second Level of Hell!


    Second Level of Hell

    <HR>You have come to a place mute of all light, where the wind bellows as the sea does in a tempest. This is the realm where the lustful spend eternity. Here, sinners are blown around endlessly by the unforgiving winds of unquenchable desire as punishment for their transgressions. The infernal hurricane that never rests hurtles the spirits onward in its rapine, whirling them round, and smiting, it molests them. You have betrayed reason at the behest of your appetite for pleasure, and so here you are doomed to remain. Cleopatra and Helen of Troy are two that share in your fate.
     
  2. RugbyBuck

    RugbyBuck Our church has no bells.

    And Bill Clinton. And me, as it turns out.
     
    Last edited: Jun 24, 2004
  3. starBUCKS

    starBUCKS BPCFFB League #2 League Champion 2008 & 2010

    Sixth Level of Hell - The City of Dis

    <HR>You approach Satan's wretched city where you behold a wide plain surrounded by iron walls. Before you are fields full of distress and torment terrible. Burning tombs are littered about the landscape. Inside these flaming sepulchers suffer the heretics, failing to believe in God and the afterlife, who make themselves audible by doleful sighs. You will join the wicked that lie here, and will be offered no respite. The three infernal Furies stained with blood, with limbs of women and hair of serpents, dwell in this circle of Hell.
     
  4. FCollinsBuckeye

    FCollinsBuckeye Senior Former Game Champion

    Woohoo! :p


    You are one of the lucky ones! Because of your virtue and beliefs, you have escaped eternal punishment. You are sent to the First Level of Hell - Limbo!



    First Level of Hell - Limbo

    <HR>Charon ushers you across the river Acheron, and you find yourself upon the brink of grief's abysmal valley. You are in Limbo, a place of sorrow without torment. You encounter a seven-walled castle, and within those walls you find rolling fresh meadows illuminated by the light of reason, whereabout many shades dwell. These are the virtuous pagans, the great philosophers and authors, unbaptised children, and others unfit to enter the kingdom of heaven. You share company with Caesar, Homer, Virgil, Socrates, and Aristotle. There is no punishment here, and the atmosphere is peaceful, yet sad.
     
  5. BuckNutty

    BuckNutty Hear The Drummer Get Wicked Staff Member Bookie

    In the last day and a half I've found out I'm a Libertarian chick who's going straight to hell. This sucks!
     
  6. NorthShoreBuck

    NorthShoreBuck True Madness Requires Significant Intelligence

    You'll have lots of company, especially from the BP site. :biggrin:

    I'm only at the second level. Must be the masturbation, oral and anal sex with the strip clubs.

    See ya there.
     
  7. OSUsushichic

    OSUsushichic Fired up! Ready to go! Staff Member

    Sixth Level of Hell - The City of Dis


    You approach Satan's wretched city where you behold a wide plain surrounded by iron walls. Before you are fields full of distress and torment terrible. Burning tombs are littered about the landscape. Inside these flaming sepulchers suffer the heretics, failing to believe in God and the afterlife, who make themselves audible by doleful sighs. You will join the wicked that lie here, and will be offered no respite. The three infernal Furies stained with blood, with limbs of women and hair of serpents, dwell in this circle of Hell.
     
  8. starBUCKS

    starBUCKS BPCFFB League #2 League Champion 2008 & 2010

    So so far, Sushichic and I are the most evil here?
     
  9. FCollinsBuckeye

    FCollinsBuckeye Senior Former Game Champion

    :lol:

    And I thought I was having a bad week!
     
  10. gregorylee

    gregorylee I'd rather be napping!!

    Serpents have hair??????
     
  11. osugrad21

    osugrad21 Capo Regime Staff Member

    Second Level of Hell

    <HR>You have come to a place mute of all light, where the wind bellows as the sea does in a tempest. This is the realm where the lustful spend eternity. Here, sinners are blown around endlessly by the unforgiving winds of unquenchable desire as punishment for their transgressions. The infernal hurricane that never rests hurtles the spirits onward in its rapine, whirling them round, and smiting, it molests them. You have betrayed reason at the behest of your appetite for pleasure, and so here you are doomed to remain. Cleopatra and Helen of Troy are two that share in your fate.



    CAN ANYONE SAY THREESOME?
     
  12. BuckeyeInTheBoro

    BuckeyeInTheBoro This space left intentionally blank

    Well... that's a load off.
     
  13. BuckNutty

    BuckNutty Hear The Drummer Get Wicked Staff Member Bookie

    It forgot to mention you lie when taking internet quizzes :biggrin:
     
  14. wstripes

    wstripes Newbie

    The wretched King Minos has decided your fate. His tale wraps around his body 5 times.

    The sweet light no longer strikes against your eyes. Your shade has been banished to... the Fifth Level of Hell!



    Fifth Level of Hell

    <HR>The river Styx runs through this level of Hell, and in it are punished the wrathful and the gloomy. The former are forever lashing out at each other in anger, furious and naked, tearing each other piecemeal with their teeth. The latter are gurgling in the black mud, slothful and sullen, withdrawn from the world. Their lamentations bubble to the surface as they try to repeat a doleful hymn, though with unbroken words they cannot say it. Because you lived a cruel, vindictive and hateful life, you meet your fate in the Styx.



    Not a big fan of STYX
     
  15. BuckeyeInTheBoro

    BuckeyeInTheBoro This space left intentionally blank

    I actually answered several questions with the "not so flattering" answer, so I was surprised by the result. I suspect some of the questions are more heavily weighted than others. Also, "Have you ever robbed a convent?" wasn't on there so I lucked out. :wink2:
     

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