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Quiz: Are you going to Hell?

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Third Level of Hell

In the third circle, you find yourself amidst eternal rain, maledict, cold, and heavy. The gluttons are punished here, lying in the filthy mixture of shadows and of putrid water. Because you consumed in excess, you meet your fate beneath the cold, dirty rain, amidst the other souls that there lay unhappily in the stinking mud. Cerebus, a canine monster cruel and uncouth with his three heads and red eyes, dwells in this level. He growls and tears at the damned with his teeth and claws.


Sounds a lot like Ann Arbor........... can't wait.
 
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Ah, I'm headed to Purgatory. I may have one foot on the edge though because my lust factor is dragging me down. It would have been higher if I
had'nt eaten that all you can eat feast at the strip club while I was getting oral sex.
 
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DAMN!

Fourth Level of Hell

<HR>Just before the river Styx is the Fourth Level of Hell. Here, the prodigal and the avaricious suffer their punishment, as they roll weights back and forth against one another. You will share eternal damnation with others who either wasted and lived greedily and insatiably, or who stockpiled their fortunes, hoarding everything and sharing nothing. Plutus, the wolf-like demon of wealth, dwells here.
 
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Eigth Level of Hell - the Malebolge

<HR>Many and varied sinners suffer eternally in the multi-leveled Malebolge, an ampitheatre-shapped pit of despair Wholly of stone and of an iron colour: Those guilty of fraudulence and malice; the seducers and pimps, who are whipped by horned demons; the hypocrites, who struggle to walk in lead-lined cloaks; the barraters, who are ducked in boiling pitch by demons known as the Malebranche. The simonists, wedged into stone holes, and whose feet are licked by flames, kick and writhe desperately. The magicians, diviners, fortune tellers, and panderers are all here, as are the thieves. Some wallow in human excrement. Serpents writhe and wrap around men, sometimes fusing into each other. Bodies are torn apart. When you arrive, you will want to put your hands over your ears because of the lamentations of the sinners here, who are afflicted with scabs like leprosy, and lay sick on the ground, furiously scratching their skin off with their nails. Indeed, justice divine doth smite them with its hammer.

:evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
 
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gregorylee said:
God I suck, I tried to see if I could get to the 9th level and I can't get past the 7th. I am a failure even trying to gain adminttence to the pinnacle of hell. How sad is that?
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Damn, I wasn't even trying when I got to the 8th level - just answered honestly.
 
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