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Quiz: Are you going to Hell?

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Dante's Inferno Test - You Have Been Judged

Your fate has been decided....
You are one of the lucky ones! Because of your virtue and beliefs, you have escaped eternal punishment. You are sent to Purgatory!

Purgatory
You have escaped damnation and made it to Purgatory, a place where the dew of repentance washes off the stain of sin and girds the spirit with humility. Through contrition, confession, and satisfaction by works of righteousness, you must make your way up the mountain. As the sins are cleansed from your soul, you will be illuminated by the Sun of Divine Grace, and you will join other souls, smiling and happy, upon the summit of this mountain. Before long you will know the joys of Paradise as you ascend to the ethereal realm of Heaven.

Gues I'm kinda looking forward to having my spirit girded.
Has anybody made it to purgatory without, er, editing? :evil:

I noticed that the second level has poor grammer going for it as well. Probably where Clarity (Mr. Cunning Linguist) will go:
"...your fate. His tale wraps around his body 2 times." - It's tail, dammit! :shake:
 
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This is an old one, but I couldn't resist.

Mili, Clarity and Tibor have all died and are sent to hell.

Satan's lackeys are taking them to where they will spend eternity.

At the first stop a door opens and Mili is thrown into a room filled with angry bees. There is no place to hide.

Suddently the Devil's voice fills the room and says: "Mili, because you have sinned you are sentenced to spend the rest of eternity in this room being stung by bees!"

The door closes and the entourage moves on.

At the next stop another door opens and Clarity finds himself in a room filled with hungry crocodiles (you know, the mascot of the Florida Gators). There are a few rocks to stand on but not enough to completely avoid them.

Again the Devil's voice fills the room: "Clarity, because you have sinned (and specifically because you have sinned against Bucknuts) you are destined to spend eternity dodging and being bitten by these crocodiles."

Finally the entourage arrives at a third door.

The door opens and Tibor is cast into the room. In the corner is a fireplace giving a warm glow to the room. Romantic music plays in the background. In the middle of the room is a large four poster bed. In the middle of the bed is Nicole Kidman. She is nude and tied to the bed (face down - the way Tibor likes it).

The door slams shut behind Tibor and once again the Devil's voice is heard:

"Nicole Kidman, because you have sinned..............."
 
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