Random facts about Vin Diesel

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In fine print at on the last page of the Guiness Book of World Records it notes that all world records are held by Vin Diesel, and those listed in the book are simply the closest anyone has ever come to matching him.

When Vin Diesel was born, the nurse said, "Holy crap! That's Vin Diesel!" Then she had had sex with him. At that point, she was the third girl he had slept with.

Vin Diesel once walked down the street with a massive erection. There were no survivors.

Vin Diesel is the only man to ever defeat a brick wall in a game of tennis.

There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures Vin Diesel allows to live.

Vin Diesel can win a game of Monopoly without owning any property.

Vin Diesel always wins at Tic Tac Toe, even if he doesn't have the centre square.

Vin Diesel's sperm cures AIDS. Or so he tells women with AIDS.

Vin Diesel never ever acts as Vin Diesel. All the time, he is impersonating an imaginary italian actor named Paolo, who is in turn impersonating Vin Diesel. Since both Paolo and Vin Diesel are first-rate impersonators, nobody ever notices. But Paolo's work has more merit, since English in not his first language.

 

[Oneshot]

Vin Diesel claps babies together as though they are chalkboard erasers.

When Vin Diesel does pushups, he's not pushing himself up, he's pushing the earth down.

 

[BuckeyeSoldier]

Vin Diesel once fought Kerry King, of Slayer, in a no-holds-barred cage match. The match was a draw, much to Vin's dismay. Tom Araya tried to console the distraught Mr. Diesel, but in a fit of rage he assassinated Archduke Ferdinand and sparked off WWI. The album "South of Heaven" was meant as a truce, Vin responded by mailing 400 lbs of Polar Bear feces to each member of Slayer. Their responce? "God Hates Us All."

Both Lee Harvey Oswald and Vin Diesel killed JFK. Oswald fired Vin Diesel out of his rifle. Vin penetrated JFK's head then exploded

One bite from Vin Diesel contains enough venom to drown a Blue Whale.

 

[scooter1369]

Vin Diesel farted and wiped out the Sahara Forest.

Once a month, Vin Diesel slams his shoulder into Mt. Fuji to keep Earth rotating on its axis.

 

[AMISH-SLAYER]

Vin diesel doesn't toss salads, he throws them

 

[iambrutus]

It is not laughter that is the best medicine, but Vin Diesel.

 

[PrincessPeach]

Vin Diesel invented the internet.

 

[iambrutus]

Vin Diesel invented the internet.

i'm calling bullshit! al gore did

 

[ScarletInMyVeins]

That means that Vin Diesel invented Al Gore.... I want proof!

 

[PrincessPeach]

Well, I read it on the internet, so it must be true...

 

[FCollinsBuckeye]

Vin Diesel can throw a football over those mountains.

 

[tedginn05]

Vin Diesel can throw a football over those mountains.

And what mountains would that be?

When Vin Diesel moves, he doesn't call Two Men and a Truck. He just calls the truck and then carries it.

 

[SanAntonioBuck]

Vin Diesel is TG05s daddy! I read it on the internet.

 

[buckeyegrad]

Vin Diesel can throw a football over those mountains.

Actually, Vin Diesel can throw those mountains over a football.

 

[BuckeyeTillIDie]

Vin Diesel wrote the Bible