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Redneck Bar - Quick Joke

Discussion in 'Open Discussion (Work-safe)' started by LoKyBuckeye, Apr 17, 2004.

  1. LoKyBuckeye

    LoKyBuckeye I give up. This board is too hard to understand. Staff Member

    I'm bored as hell at work so here's a quick joke..... :lol:

    Redneck Bar

    A guy walks into a bar in Arkansas and orders a white wine. All the
    hillbillies sitting around the bar look up, expecting to see some pitiful
    Yankee from the north.

    The bartender says, "You ain't from around here, are ya?"

    "No, I'm from Canada."

    "What do you do in Canada?"

    "I'm a taxidermist."

    "A taxidermist? What in tarnation is a taxidermist? Do you drive a taxi?"

    "No, a taxidermist doesn't drive a taxi. I mount animals."

    The bartender grins and hollers, "It's okay boys. He's one of us!"

    :biggrin:
     
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  2. MililaniBuckeye

    MililaniBuckeye The satanic soulless freight train that is Ohio St Staff Member Tech Admin

    Rimshot, please. Bada boom...
     
  3. gbearbuck

    gbearbuck Herbie for President

    have not heard that one... :biggrin: :biggrin:
     
  4. How do you circumcise a redneck?

    <?xml:namespace prefix = o ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:office" /><o:p></o:p>

    Kick his sister on the chin.
     
  5. djtidebuck

    djtidebuck Hang on Sloopy

    Since it is retro Thursday, this one is funny.
     
  6. Buckeyedynasty

    Buckeyedynasty I'd hit it!

    Funny stuff. :slappy:
     
  7. LoKyBuckeye

    LoKyBuckeye I give up. This board is too hard to understand. Staff Member

    you're really reaching, Ralph.

    [​IMG]
     
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  8. ScriptOhio

    ScriptOhio Everybody is somebody else's weirdo.

    Re: "I'm a taxidermist."

    Some of his work includes the "flying jackalope".

    [​IMG][​IMG]
     
  9. BUCKYLE

    BUCKYLE Washed

    :lol:

    "The purple berries taste like burning"
     
  10. djtidebuck

    djtidebuck Hang on Sloopy

    Not not at all, funny.
     
  11. jwinslow

    jwinslow more than the drops in the ocean Staff Member

    Glad you find it funny.
     
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  12. LoKyBuckeye

    LoKyBuckeye I give up. This board is too hard to understand. Staff Member

    [​IMG]

    "I am very limited"
     
  13. djtidebuck

    djtidebuck Hang on Sloopy


    Thanks for allowing Scout to use your artwork. May I use it?:)
     
  14. djtidebuck

    djtidebuck Hang on Sloopy

    Where did you get the cartoon character? He is funny.
     
  15. jwinslow

    jwinslow more than the drops in the ocean Staff Member

    Are you offering me something in return?
     

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