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ScriptOhio
Everybody is somebody else's weirdo.
I'm sure this is the #1 song in the "Redneck Bar":
http://www.metacafe.com/watch/54702/im_my_own_grandpa/
http://www.metacafe.com/watch/54702/im_my_own_grandpa/
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Q: Why was Raggedy Ann thrown out of the Toy Box?
A: She kept sitting on Pinocchio's face, saying "Lie to me!"
A: She kept sitting on Pinocchio's face, saying "Lie to me!"
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ScriptOhio
Everybody is somebody else's weirdo.
Third Grade ...
Three third graders, an Irish kid, an Italian kid and a Redneck kid are on the playground at recess. The Irish kid suggests that they play a new game. "Let's see who has the largest weenie," he says.
"Okay." They all agree.
So the Irish kid pulls down his zipper and whips it out. "That's nothing," says the Italian kid. He whips his out and proudly shows that his is at least an inch longer.
Not to be outdone, the Redneck kid whips his out. It is by far not only the biggest, but the fattest.
That night, eating dinner at home, the Redneck kid's mother asks him what he did at school today. "Oh, we worked on a science project, had a math test and read out loud from a new book and then during recess, my friends and I played a new game called "Let's see who has the largest weenie."
"What kind of game is that, honey?" asks the mother.
"Well, me, Patrick and Anthony each pulled out our weenies and I had the biggest! The other kids say its because I'm a redneck. Is that true, Mom?"
And Mom replies, "No, Honey. It's because you're twenty-one".
Three third graders, an Irish kid, an Italian kid and a Redneck kid are on the playground at recess. The Irish kid suggests that they play a new game. "Let's see who has the largest weenie," he says.
"Okay." They all agree.
So the Irish kid pulls down his zipper and whips it out. "That's nothing," says the Italian kid. He whips his out and proudly shows that his is at least an inch longer.
Not to be outdone, the Redneck kid whips his out. It is by far not only the biggest, but the fattest.
That night, eating dinner at home, the Redneck kid's mother asks him what he did at school today. "Oh, we worked on a science project, had a math test and read out loud from a new book and then during recess, my friends and I played a new game called "Let's see who has the largest weenie."
"What kind of game is that, honey?" asks the mother.
"Well, me, Patrick and Anthony each pulled out our weenies and I had the biggest! The other kids say its because I'm a redneck. Is that true, Mom?"
And Mom replies, "No, Honey. It's because you're twenty-one".
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ScriptOhio
Everybody is somebody else's weirdo.
Good ol boys....
Two good ol' boys in a Tennessee trailer park were
sittin' around talkin' one afternoon over a cold beer.
After a while the 1st guy says to the 2nd, "If I was
to sneak over to your trailer Saturday and put it to
your wife while you was off huntin' and she got
pregnut and had a baby, would that make us kin?"
The 2nd guy crooked his head sideways for a minute,
scratched his head and squinted his eyes thinkin' real
hard about the question. Finally, he says, ..... "Well,
I don't know about kin, but it sure would make us even."
Two good ol' boys in a Tennessee trailer park were
sittin' around talkin' one afternoon over a cold beer.
After a while the 1st guy says to the 2nd, "If I was
to sneak over to your trailer Saturday and put it to
your wife while you was off huntin' and she got
pregnut and had a baby, would that make us kin?"
The 2nd guy crooked his head sideways for a minute,
scratched his head and squinted his eyes thinkin' real
hard about the question. Finally, he says, ..... "Well,
I don't know about kin, but it sure would make us even."
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ArtilleryBuck
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A bear and a rabbit are taking a shit in the woods...
The bear looks over at the rabbit and says, "Hey rabbit, does shit get stuck in your fur?"
The rabbit said, "Why no, Mr. Bear, it doesn't"
The bear then reaches over and wipes his ass with the rabbit.
The bear looks over at the rabbit and says, "Hey rabbit, does shit get stuck in your fur?"
The rabbit said, "Why no, Mr. Bear, it doesn't"
The bear then reaches over and wipes his ass with the rabbit.
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