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Seriously disturbing guy

Discussion in 'Open Discussion (Work-safe)' started by kinch, Jun 23, 2004.

  1. kinch

    kinch Wash me Staff Member

    This has to be one of the more disturbing websites I have seen.

    It is a simple shrine to that Hermione character from Harry Potter - by a creepy D&D obsessed thirtysomething guy with a countdown until she turns 18. . .

    His "about me" stuff is very creepy.

    My god I am an IDIOT!

    Link: http://jasonkill.com/hermione/about.htm
     
    Last edited: Jun 23, 2004
  2. MililaniBuckeye

    MililaniBuckeye The satanic soulless freight train that is Ohio St Staff Member Tech Admin

  3. FCollinsBuckeye

    FCollinsBuckeye Senior Former Game Champion

    Yeah, what Mililani said - I'm curious now :p



    Yeah, this guy is a little whacked... :roll1:
     
  4. BuckBackHome

    BuckBackHome Wolverine is largest member of weasel family

    That girl needs a restraining order against that guy immediately, or whatever the equivalent is in England.

    By the way, that is one rocking bedroom he has. My guess is it is the one he grew up in since odds are he still lives with mummy and daddy.
     
  5. jlb1705

    jlb1705 hipster doofus Staff Member Bookie

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    This is funny. He's either a great big loser, or a fucking comedy genius. I'm betting on loser. Even the Onion couldn't have made this one up. He has some serious issues.

    DUDE, when this girl does turn 18 she's not gonna want to hook up with someone who looks like her dad.

    This is natural selection at work here. His mom must've known hor son's a real loser, and is trying her darndest to keep him from procreating and having more loser kids of his own. She must be thinking, "If I keep letting him live here for free and keep buying him Harry Potter books, nobody will ever want to have sex with him! Plus, even if he does manage get into some girls pants, it'll definitely be a fat chick, and there's no way the two of them will be able to do it in that bed!"
     
    Last edited: Jun 23, 2004
  6. kinch

    kinch Wash me Staff Member

    Yeah, I am seriously hoping this is a sick joke by some kid. If it is real then something needs be to done about this guy.

    He is definitely not breeder quality.

    jlb: too funny, I had the same thought about selection but your post wasn't up yet. Oh yeah, his genes are destined for extinction. . .
     
  7. BrutusBobcat

    BrutusBobcat Icon and Entertainer

    It's a parody making fun of adult Harry Potter fans -- it has to be.

    Otherwise, that is damned creepy. :crazy:
     
  8. LoKyBuckeye

    LoKyBuckeye I give up. This board is too hard to understand. Staff Member

  9. jlb1705

    jlb1705 hipster doofus Staff Member Bookie

    From the guestbook:

    <TABLE cellPadding=2 width=480 align=center border=0><TBODY><TR><TD align=right width="20%" bgColor=#ffffff>NAME</TD><TD width="80%" bgColor=#333333>Roman Polanski</TD></TR><TR><TD width="20%" bgColor=#cccccc>
    COMMENTS
    </TD><TD width="80%" bgColor=#333333 colSpan=2>Ahhh...this bitch is a little too old for me but if I played football for the Nebraska Cornhuskers I might fantasize about beating the shit out of her...or maybe dragging her down a couple of flights of stairs.

    God I miss the good old days.
    </TD></TR><TR><TD align=right width="20%" bgColor=#ffffff>DATE</TD><TD width="80%" bgColor=#333333>Wednesday, June 23rd 2004 - 08:37:32 PM</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE>
     
  10. Thump

    Thump Hating the environment since 1994

    Has anyone reported this guy to the authorities?
     
  11. osugrad21

    osugrad21 Capo Regime Staff Member

    I saw the thread title and thought this would be about DiHard's occasional roid rage :blush:
     
  12. stxbuck

    stxbuck Woody wore Sambas

    Uhh....kinch...why in the hell were you even on a website like this???.............
     
  13. kinch

    kinch Wash me Staff Member

    I just happened to be looking up websites on Hermione and this popped up. :|

    Okay, actually I was visiting www.fark.com and looking at his news items and this was listed.
     
  14. FKAGobucks877

    FKAGobucks877 The Most Power-Drunk

    If you actually read through a lot of the entries in that guest book, you'll see that the entire website is a joke. There's one about halfway down that talks about an old Onion article, and apparently the author of that article is the same as "Jason". I don't buy that it is serious, but damn it is funny.
     
  15. FCollinsBuckeye

    FCollinsBuckeye Senior Former Game Champion

    This was in the guest book WTF?!?!


    <TABLE cellPadding=2 width=480 align=center border=0><TBODY><TR><TD align=right width="20%" bgColor=#ffffff>NAME</TD><TD width="80%" bgColor=#333333>MililaniBuckeye</TD></TR><TR><TD align=right width="20%" bgColor=#cccccc>URL</TD><TD width="80%" bgColor=#333333 colSpan=2>http://cinnmon.bryants.net/forum/</TD></TR><TR><TD width="20%" bgColor=#cccccc>
    COMMENTS
    </TD><TD width="80%" bgColor=#333333 colSpan=2>Come visit my site. We are also a bunch of faggots.</TD></TR><TR><TD align=right width="20%" bgColor=#ffffff>DATE</TD><TD width="80%" bgColor=#333333>Thursday, June 24th 2004 - 01:28:55 AM</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE>
     

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