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Shane "LLLL" Morris (Former ttun Backup QB, transfer to Central _ichigan)

Discussion in 'College Football' started by stowfan, Sep 2, 2012.

  1. NFBuck

    NFBuck Total Coverage.

    Good point.

    Like I've said, I watched a handful of scUM games this year, and he didn't stand out one single time. Each game, he'd get a couple of tackles. That's it. Nothing out of the ordinary for thousands of college football players. If it wasn't for the commentators bringing him up every other play, I wouldn't have known he was in the stadium. The couple of plays he came in on offense, the announcers would start frothing at the mouth and (presumably) jerking eachother off under the table and he'd either be a decoy or run for three yards. I'd argue the biggest play he made in B1G play against a team with a pulse was having a pass gently tipped to him for his lone career interception...a play any random player (save, possibly, Anderson Russell) could make.
     
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  2. 3yardsandacloud

    3yardsandacloud Administrator Emeritus

  3. WolverineMike

    WolverineMike Senior

    You were one of the remaining holdouts then. That trophy has been a joke for a long time.
     
  4. LostLassie

    LostLassie Am I Allowed To Say That? '17 BPCFFB II Champ

    A cheat, a rapist, and a murderer...but chlamydia boy is what finally taints it for you?
     
  5. Woody1968

    Woody1968 Agent Provocateur

    Murderer?
     
  6. WolverineMike

    WolverineMike Senior

    My guess is OJ ^^^^
     
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  7. LostLassie

    LostLassie Am I Allowed To Say That? '17 BPCFFB II Champ

    What Mike said.
     
  8. Woody1968

    Woody1968 Agent Provocateur

    Well, OJ wasn't a murderer, but even if he was, kind of hard to say that the Heisman was sullied, since he had won it 20+ years before. And they did take it away from Bush. But I really don't have much respect for Winston, and I feel like they have been giving it out to some less than impressive candidates lately.
     
  9. BuckeyeNation27

    BuckeyeNation27 Goal Goal USA! Staff Member

    No, OJ Simpson.
     
  10. CFPBuckeye

    CFPBuckeye Turned down a Harbaugh sleepover '17 Fantasy Baseball Champ

    Pussy.

    Take that 5th L like a man.
     
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  11. colobuck79

    colobuck79 tilter of wind*ills

    Can we quickly change the schedule to play WMU just so we can hang number 5?
     
  12. Buckeyeskickbuttocks

    Buckeyeskickbuttocks Z --> Z^2 + c Staff Member

    This little moped riding, concussed, fuck ought to thank us. This is as many times as his name has been this close to the word Heisman, this many times, in a single place as will ever occur in his lifetime.
     
  13. colobuck79

    colobuck79 tilter of wind*ills

    He could marry a woman named Heisman and take her last name. Its possible.
     
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  14. Buckeyeskickbuttocks

    Buckeyeskickbuttocks Z --> Z^2 + c Staff Member

    I hadn't considered that. :cheers:
     
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  15. sparcboxbuck

    sparcboxbuck What happened to my ¤cash?

    It wouldn't be the first time some sandy-vag took on his wife's last name. Know someone from HS who did it. Sandy-vag and all.
     

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