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LordJeffBuck said:
Q: How many Michigan football players does it take to change a light bulb?

A: Twelve. One to hold the ladder, one to change the light bulb, and ten to enter the transfer portal.
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Q: How many Michigan football players does it take to change a light bulb?

A: Just one, but everyone on the team gets a General Studies credit for watching him do it.
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Q: How many Michigan football players does it take to change a light bulb?

A: BREAKING: Michigan has indefinitely suspended light bulb changing activities due to COVID-19 concerns.
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Q: How many Michigan football players does it take to change a light bulb?

A: Eleven. One to hold the light bulb, and ten to rotate the ladder under the direction of a coordinator hired over the phone.
 
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LordJeffBuck said:
Q: How many Michigan football players does it take to change a light bulb?

A: Twelve. One to hold the ladder, one to change the light bulb, and ten to enter the transfer portal.
______________________________________________________________________________________

Q: How many Michigan football players does it take to change a light bulb?

A: Just one, but everyone on the team gets a General Studies credit for watching him do it.
______________________________________________________________________________________

Q: How many Michigan football players does it take to change a light bulb?

A: BREAKING: Michigan has indefinitely suspended light bulb changing activities due to COVID-19 concerns.
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Buckeye86 said:
Q: How many Michigan football players does it take to change a light bulb?

A: None. The light bulb hasn’t been changed in 120 years, but they still brag about how well they did it in 1901.
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BB73 said:
Q: How many Michigan football players does it take to change a light bulb?

A: Eleven. One to hold the light bulb, and ten to rotate the ladder under the direction of a coordinator hired over the phone.
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I love this place.

A priest, a rabbi and a Michigan man walk into a bar. They each have a couple drinks, and the Michigan man agrees to pay the tab. It comes to $62.39
 
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LordJeffBuck said:
Q: How many Michigan football players does it take to change a light bulb?

A: Twelve. One to hold the ladder, one to change the light bulb, and ten to enter the transfer portal.
______________________________________________________________________________________

Q: How many Michigan football players does it take to change a light bulb?

A: Just one, but everyone on the team gets a General Studies credit for watching him do it.
______________________________________________________________________________________

Q: How many Michigan football players does it take to change a light bulb?

A: BREAKING: Michigan has indefinitely suspended light bulb changing activities due to COVID-19 concerns.
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Q: How many Michigan football players does it take to change a light bulb?

A: Trick question. Electricity is an impermissible benefit used to lure morally compromised recruits
 
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