SimPLLLLLLLe Jim "6-13" Harbaugh (B1G Suspenders McKhakiPants, Cheater Cheater Booger Eater)

[AJHawkfan]

Uh, no! Have you seen his recruiting classes?

Normally, I would agree with you except for two things. 1. kids today already feel more entitled to success and prosperity than ever before..... 2. ttun is famous for instilling an obnoxious sense of entitlement about their football program and how they are just owed success. Combine those two and its not a huge reach to imagine that three star army is getting really pissed because they have not yet been given the trophy they so obviously deserve.

 

[colobuck79]

Has anyone done a regression analysis to determine the effectiveness of teams with chips on shoulders vs those without? Does the chip give you added motivation, or does it make you play unbalanced due to the extra weight of the chip on that side?

Then again, if one is going on a revenge tour wouldn't it have made sense to take chips with you? A revenge tour without chips just doesn't make sense. But perhaps that was the problem last year.

Doing a little more research, the site "Phrase Finder" gives the meaning of the phrase as: "a perceived grievance or sense of inferiority". So if the purpose of the chips is to demonstrate a sense of inferiority it all makes sens and we owe them kudos rather than laughter for coming to that realization.

Another possible explanation is that they are focused on snacks. Chips on one shoulder, dip on the other.

And of course, we could be talking about paint chips.

I think you are onto something with the paint chips. Aspergers from eating lead paint, seems reasonable.

 

[Buckeyeskickbuttocks]

Not that there is, or ever was, a group of people who enjoyed paint chips... but if there is, was or had been, said group would not allow any Harbaugh's access to their chips, their party, or their hideout. This, of course, assumes that there were such chips, such party, or such hide out to ever access in the first instance... which there was not and is not. But, by way of hypothetical only, I can assure all of it's being or having been Harbaugh free in all respects.

 

[Buckeyeskickbuttocks]

Or... would be... or have been... if it were real.


Which it's not.

and hasn't been.

ever.

 

[cincibuck]

so lots of great stuff at the FreeP about the "chip on their shoulder" and this time they really mean it.

https://www.freep.com/story/sports/...m-harbaugh-michigan-football-2019/3204406002/

Wonder if Harbaugh is taking a page from Dantonio's book: "This is a team that wore workout shirts with an actual chip on the shoulders this summer. Designed by strength coach Ken Mannie, the shirts had a poker chip with a Spartan logo affixed to the upper arm as a not-too-subtle reminder. Any player who failed to wear his shirt to conditioning drills landed in Mannie's dog house.

"The Big Ten Conference has always been about Ohio State and Michigan," Allen said. "Nobody's ever thought of Michigan State like what's done for Michigan or Ohio State. We're the underdogs, and that's what it is."

 

[CFPBuckeye]

Wonder if Harbaugh is taking a page from Dantonio's book: "This is a team that wore workout shirts with an actual chip on the shoulders this summer. Designed by strength coach Ken Mannie, the shirts had a poker chip with a Spartan logo affixed to the upper arm as a not-too-subtle reminder. Any player who failed to wear his shirt to conditioning drills landed in Mannie's dog house.

"The Big Ten Conference has always been about Ohio State and Michigan," Allen said. "Nobody's ever thought of Michigan State like what's done for Michigan or Ohio State. We're the underdogs, and that's what it is."

So along with chips, those babies had tears on their shirts too?

 

[kujirakira]

I find it interesting theyre trying to make Sparty the focus of their 'rivalry' now... guess Harbaugh figures he can occasionally beat Dantonio.
MSU hasnt been as good w/o Narduzzi ... and the coaching carousel smells like weakness... so i get it... hang his hat on beating the 'new' rival... a team they recently referred to as 'little sister'.
Whose got it better?

 

[colobuck79]

They should just make Rutgers their rival. Instant gratification.

 

[Bucklion]

I find it interesting theyre trying to make Sparty the focus of their 'rivalry' now... guess Harbaugh figures he can occasionally beat Dantonio.
MSU hasnt been as good w/o Narduzzi ... and the coaching carousel smells like weakness... so i get it... hang his hat on beating the 'new' rival... a team they recently referred to as 'little sister'.
Whose got it better?

He’s likely still bitter about the broken arm during their loss in 1984

 

[ScriptOhio]

HARBAUGH'S WIFE CONFIRMS THAT HE WEARS DIRTY UNDERWARE......

As documented in the above book on page 127.

 

[colobuck79]

As if we couldn't have guessed this.

 

[Mr.Blonde]

"a little gross"? That's all the way gross.

How big of an idiot do you have to be to not be able to wash underwear?

I could see if you had a silk shirt or something expensive and didn't want to phuck it up, but for Christs sake, turn the temperature on HOT, throw the soap in and you're done.

 

[Buckeye86]

"a little gross"? That's all the way gross.

How big of an idiot do you have to be to not be able to wash underwear?

I could see if you had a silk shirt or something expensive and didn't want to phuck it up, but for Christs sake, turn the temperature on HOT, throw the soap in and you're done.

Or just buy a year’s supply of $5 economy underwear packages from wal-mart when you buy your new khakis and throw the old ones away every time.

The luxurious life of a millionaire.

 

[BayBuck]

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HARBAUGH'S WIFE CONFIRMS THAT HE WEARS DIRTY UNDERWARE......

"It's called 'recycling'!"

 

[colobuck79]

I just sent that to every single TSUN grad that I know.