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Spam Museum

Discussion in 'Open Discussion (Work-safe)' started by buckeyebri, Jul 14, 2004.

  1. buckeyebri

    buckeyebri Don’t Come Around Here No More....

    Believe it or not, there is such a place in Austin, MN. Just picked up the brochure for it at the hotel were at in Minneapolis.

    http://www.spam.com
     
  2. LoKyBuckeye

    LoKyBuckeye I give up. This board is too hard to understand. Staff Member

    This is scary....

    [​IMG]
     
  3. Oh8ch

    Oh8ch Cognoscente of Omphaloskepsis Staff Member

    Not to go OT, but if you ever make a SPAM cake after you dice the SPAM dust it with flower. Otherwise it will sink to the bottom of the pan rather than mix in with the batter throughout the cake.

    At least that is what happened to me the time I made a SPAM cake.
     
  4. DEBuckeye

    DEBuckeye It ain't easy, bein' cheesy.

    Man: You sit here, dear.
    Wife: All right.
    Man: Morning!
    Waitress: Morning!
    Man: Well, what've you got?
    Waitress: Well, there's egg and bacon; egg sausage and bacon; egg and spam; egg bacon and spam; egg bacon sausage and spam; spam bacon sausage and spam; spam egg spam spam bacon and spam; spam sausage spam spam bacon spam tomato and spam;
    Vikings: Spam spam spam spam...
    Waitress: ...spam spam spam egg and spam; spam spam spam spam spam spam baked beans spam spam spam...
    Vikings: Spam! Lovely spam! Lovely spam!
    Waitress: ...or Lobster Thermidor a Crevette with a mornay sauce served in a Provencale manner with shallots and aubergines garnished with truffle pate, brandy and with a fried egg on top and spam.
    Wife: Have you got anything without spam?
    Waitress: Well, there's spam egg sausage and spam, that's not got much spam in it.
    Wife: I don't want ANY spam!
    Man: Why can't she have egg bacon spam and sausage?
    Wife: THAT'S got spam in it!
    Man: Hasn't got as much spam in it as spam egg sausage and spam, has it?
    Vikings: Spam spam spam spam... (Crescendo through next few lines...)
    Wife: Could you do the egg bacon spam and sausage without the spam then?
    Waitress: Urgghh!
    Wife: What do you mean 'Urgghh'? I don't like spam!
    Vikings: Lovely spam! Wonderful spam!
    Waitress: Shut up!
    Vikings: Lovely spam! Wonderful spam!
    Waitress: Shut up! (Vikings stop) Bloody Vikings! You can't have egg bacon spam and sausage without the spam.
    Wife: I don't like spam!
    Man: Sshh, dear, don't cause a fuss. I'll have your spam. I love it. I'm having spam spam spam spam spam spam spam beaked beans spam spam spam and spam!
    Vikings: Spam spam spam spam. Lovely spam! Wonderful spam!
    Waitress: Shut up!! Baked beans are off.
    Man: Well could I have her spam instead of the baked beans then?
    Waitress: You mean spam spam spam spam spam spam... (but it is too late and the Vikings drown her words)
    Vikings: (Singing elaborately...) Spam spam spam spam. Lovely spam! Wonderful spam! Spam spa-a-a-a-a-am spam spa-a-a-a-a-am spam. Lovely spam! Lovely spam! Lovely spam! Lovely spam! Lovely spam! Spam spam spam spam!
     
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  5. sears3820

    sears3820 Sitting around in my underwear.... Staff Member

  6. gregorylee

    gregorylee I'd rather be napping!!

    OK, so I am a geek. The first thing I thought about when reading the title of this thread was...

    "They have a museum full of unwanted email???!?!?"
     
  7. AKAK

    AKAK Pistol packing, monkey drinking, no money bum. Staff Member Bookie

    greg-

    me too.

    :sad2:
     
  8. gregorylee

    gregorylee I'd rather be napping!!

    :lol: :lol: Glad it's not just me!!!!
     
  9. MililaniBuckeye

    MililaniBuckeye The satanic soulless freight train that is Ohio St Staff Member Tech Admin

    gregorylee: Me three!

    Anyone who has ever lived in Hawaii knows how big Spam is here...it has literally become a part of their culture. The museum in Austin, MN is well-known here.
     
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  10. Best Buckeye

    Best Buckeye Pretending I'm a pleasant person is exhausting Staff Member

    Fried Spam Sammich! now that is good eating.
     
  11. BUCKYLE

    BUCKYLE Washed

    :lol:

    While living in GA, I worked with two Braddahs from HI. They invited me over for dinner one night. Spam on rice. They LOVED that shit.
     
  12. OCBuckWife

    OCBuckWife I am the evil monkey in your closet

    [​IMG]
     
  13. Taosman

    Taosman Qu'vatlh guy'cha b'aka!

    This is what it more typically looks like.
    [​IMG]
    Not nearly so appetizing.............:tongue2:
    But, it is cheap!
     
  14. shetuck

    shetuck We scored twenty...

    mmm...

    [​IMG]
     
  15. Gatorubet

    Gatorubet Loathing All Things Georgia

    [​IMG]

    "Spam, lovely Spam, wonderful Spam..."
     

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