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Split Thread: I'll run naked around the Shoe...

Discussion in 'Open Discussion (Work-safe)' started by Alan, Dec 28, 2004.

  1. Alan

    Alan Banned

    If Maurice Wells is not a Buckeye i will run naked around Ohio Stadium in broad daylight....

    hows that??
     
  2. DCBuckFan

    DCBuckFan Fark You

    Ehh... umm... well i guess that is yet another good thing if he commits
     
  3. Moose

    Moose Back on track baby!!!!!!!!

    Alan.:slappy:
    Moose
     
  4. scooter1369

    scooter1369 Chief Toad Fart

    We'd all get to watch in jlb's signature. Internet porn at its worst.
     
  5. CleveBucks

    CleveBucks Serenity now Staff Member

    Does this post belong in the romper room? lol
     
  6. CCI

    CCI Metal Rules

    ...

    Alan women might say this to you, so be prepared if Mo Wells signs
    1. I've smoked fatter joints than that.
    2. Ahh, it's cute.
    3. Who circumcised you?
    4. Why don't we just cuddle?
    5. You know they have surgery to fix that.
    6. It's more fun to look at.
    7. Make it dance.
    8. You know, there's a tower in Italy like that.
    9. Can I paint a smiley face on that?
    10. It looks like a night crawler.
    11. Wow, and your feet are so big.
    12. My last boyfriend was 4'' bigger.
    13. It's ok, we'll work around it.
    14. Is this a mild or a spicy Slim Jim?
    15. Eww, there's an inch worm on your thigh.
    16. Will it squeak if I squeeze it?
    17. Oh no, a flash headache.
    18. (giggle and point)
    19. Can I be honest with you?
    20. My 8-year-old brother has one like that.
    21. Let me go get my tweezers.
    22. How sweet, you brought incense.
    23. This explains your car.
    24. You must be a growing boy.
    25. Maybe if we water it, it'll grow.
    26. Thanks, I needed a toothpick.
    27. Are you one of those pygmies?
    28. Have you ever thought of working in a sideshow?
    29. Every heard of clearasil?
    30. All right, a treasure hunt!
    31. I didn't know they came that small.
    32. Why is God punishing you?
    33. At least this won't take long.
    34. I never saw one like that before.
    35. What do you call this?
    36. But it still works, right?
    37. Damn, I hate baby-sitting.
    38. It looks so unused.
    39. Do you take steroids?
    40. I hear excessive masturbation shrinks it.
    41. Maybe it looks better in natural light.
    42. Why don't we skip right to the cigarettes?
    43. Oh, I didn't know you were in an accident.
    44. Did you date Lorena Bobbitt?
    45. Aww, it's hiding.
    46. Are you cold?
    47. If you get me real drunk first.
    48. Is that an optical illusion?
    49. What is that?
    50. I'll go get the ketchup for your french fry.
    51. Were you neutered?
    52. It's a good thing you have so many other talents.
    53. Does it come with an air pump?
    54. So this is why you're supposed to judge people on personality.
    55. Where are the puppet strings?
    56. Your big gun is more like a BB gun.
    57. Look, it fits my Barbie clothes.
    58. Never mind, why bother.
    59. Is that a second belly button?
    60. Where's the rest of it?
     
  7. Do not forget the infamous "turtle dick".

    BTW is this Wells related to Jonathan?
     
  8. CleveBucks

    CleveBucks Serenity now Staff Member

    No relation.
     
  9. NJ-Buckeye

    NJ-Buckeye They Hate Us cuz They Ain't Us.. Banners are good Staff Member

    ...I might have extended his quote a bit...:)
     
    Last edited: Dec 29, 2004
  10. OilerBuck

    OilerBuck Sweet Crude

    Well Alan...I think it's obvious that you have yet to grasp the concept of a "win-win" situation. :lol:
     
  11. jlb1705

    jlb1705 hipster doofus Staff Member Bookie

    HAHA! If Wells doesn't commit, then I'm getting rid of the webcam!
     
  12. LoKyBuckeye

    LoKyBuckeye I give up. This board is too hard to understand. Staff Member

    we're going streaking!

    [​IMG]
     
  13. BB73

    BB73 Loves Buckeye History Staff Member Bookie '16 & '17 Upset Contest Winner

    I have run naked inside Ohio Stadium.

    Many 'moons' ago, when I was a student and streaking was common. A group of about 10 of us (all guys, unfortunately) ran around the track. It was at night, but a local TV crew actually filmed it and showed a clip of us running away from the camera, at a distance, on the 11:00 news.

    Fortunately for the audience viewing our hairy asses, it was filmed from quite a distance.
     
    Last edited: Dec 29, 2004

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