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Stupid Stupid people

Discussion in 'Open Discussion (Work-safe)' started by buckeyefool, Mar 18, 2005.

  1. buckeyefool

    buckeyefool He's back and better than ever!

    How can someone be this dumb

    Woman Paid Invisible 'Mermaids' Airfare
    <!-- IMAGE -->March 18, 2005 7:42 AM EST
    HARARE, Zimbabwe - A woman testified that she paid a popular local musician to fly four mermaids from London to Harare to help her recover a stolen car and cash.

    Businesswoman Magrate Mapfumo said she paid $5,000 to fly the invisible mermaids to Harare on the advice of musician Edna Chizema, who is on trial for theft by false pretenses, the state-owned Herald newspaper reported Thursday.

    Zimbabwe's Shona people believe mermaids are fearsome enchantresses capable of wreaking vengeance on wrongdoers.

    Mapfumo testified that she sought Chizema's advice after her car and millions of Zimbabwean dollars (thousands of U.S. dollars) were stolen.

    Mapfumo said she also paid for the mermaids to be housed at Harare's plush tourist resort, the Jameson Hotel, and supplied with mobile phones and electrical generators to cope with the Zimbabwean capital's numerous power cuts, the paper said.

    "I asked about the names of the mermaids and I was told they were called Emma, Charmaine, Sharvine, Bella and a fifth one who was said to be an Arab mermaid," the Herald quoted Mapfumo as telling the court.

    "All the time, she (Chizema) told me I could not see the mermaids as only spirit mediums could do so."
  2. AJHawkfan

    AJHawkfan Wanna make $14 the hard way?

    See, people too stupid to keep their money deserve to have it taken.
  3. exhawg

    exhawg Mirror Guy Staff Member

    Are the Mermaids hot?
  4. AJHawkfan

    AJHawkfan Wanna make $14 the hard way?

    Have you ever seen one that isn't?
  5. MililaniBuckeye

    MililaniBuckeye The satanic soulless freight train that is Ohio St Staff Member Tech Admin

    Don't know...they're invisible, dummy. :biggrin:
  6. Thump

    Thump Hating the environment since 1994

    Uh, yeah.

  7. AJHawkfan

    AJHawkfan Wanna make $14 the hard way?

    Now that's funny. Not flapjack-bunny funny, but still.
  8. Deety

    Deety Senior

  9. kinch

    kinch Wash me Staff Member

    The lady is not necessarily stupid.

    Y'know, I seen me a mermaid once. I even seen me a shark eat an octopus.
  10. scarletandgrey

    scarletandgrey Cleverly disguised as a responsible adult!

    is this tibor's blow up doll?

  11. [/QUOTE]
    Can't be. It's a woman.

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