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DEBuckeye;915662; said:
What's the worst thing about having sex with an 8-yr old?

Washing the bloodstains out of your clown suit.

Classically, I believe there is a second part to that.... which is...

What's the best thing about having sex with an 8 year old?

How big your dick looks in the pictures.
 
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AKAKBUCK;915688; said:
Classically, I believe there is a second part to that.... which is...

What's the best thing about having sex with an 8 year old?

How big your dick looks in the pictures.

A similiar joke:

What's the best part about screwing an eight year old girl?

When you are done you can flip her over and pretend she's an eight year old boy.
 
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OCBucksFan;915695; said:
A similiar joke:

What's the best part about screwing an eight year old girl?

When you are done you can flip her over and pretend she's an eight year old boy.

Or...

What's the best part about showering with a 12 year old girl?

You can slick her hair back and make her look 9.



Why the fuck do I know so many pedophile jokes?
 
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I don't know whether this is my favorite thead or least favorite thread. So wrong. You bastards all belong in hell.

What's the differnce between a cheeseburger and an infant.
























You don't cum on the cheeseburger before you eat it.
 
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