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Tasteless Jokes

Discussion in 'Open Discussion (Work-safe)' started by AZBUCKFAN, Jun 2, 2004.

  1. OCBucksFan

    OCBucksFan I won a math debate

    Why shouldn't you ever hit a Mexican on a bike?

    It might be your bike.
     
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  2. BrutusMaximus

    BrutusMaximus I Heart Boobs

    What do you do if you wake up in the middle of the night, and your TV is floating?





    Shoot the black guy.
     
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  3. Bleed S & G

    Bleed S & G Taking Crazy Pills

    How do black people communicate at night?

    (blinks eyes and open/closes hands)

    A black man, mexican, and asian jump off the top of a building, who lands first?

    Who the fuck cares?
     
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  4. AMISH-SLAYER

    AMISH-SLAYER Cobra Kai Sensei

    A joke isn't a joke unless you offend two nationalities.

    Why don't blacks and Puerto Ricans get married?

    They are affraid their kids will be too lazy to steal
     
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  5. iambrutus

    iambrutus Screw Blue

    How you do stop a black man from stealing your money?



    Keep your money in your work boots.

    -------

    Why do blacks smell?


    So blind people can hate them too.
     
  6. DEBuckeye

    DEBuckeye It ain't easy, bein' cheesy.

    What's the worst thing about having sex with an 8-yr old?

    Washing the bloodstains out of your clown suit.
     
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  7. OCBucksFan

    OCBucksFan I won a math debate

    I thought it was the long-lonely ride home from the desert :biggrin:
     
  8. OCBuckWife

    OCBuckWife I am the evil monkey in your closet

    What's the best thing about having sex with twenty eight year olds?












    There's 20 of them.
     
    Last edited: Aug 30, 2007
  9. AKAK

    AKAK Mayor of Turkey Balls Falls Staff Member Bookie

    Classically, I believe there is a second part to that.... which is...

    What's the best thing about having sex with an 8 year old?

    How big your dick looks in the pictures.
     
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  10. Buckin' A

    Buckin' A Veritas Aequitas

    actually, there's 20 of them...:wink2:
     
  11. OCBuckWife

    OCBuckWife I am the evil monkey in your closet

    DOH! Stupid typo!!
     
  12. OCBucksFan

    OCBucksFan I won a math debate

    A similiar joke:

    What's the best part about screwing an eight year old girl?

    When you are done you can flip her over and pretend she's an eight year old boy.
     
  13. AKAK

    AKAK Mayor of Turkey Balls Falls Staff Member Bookie

    Or...

    What's the best part about showering with a 12 year old girl?

    You can slick her hair back and make her look 9.



    Why the fuck do I know so many pedophile jokes?
     
  14. Fungo Squiggly

    Fungo Squiggly Mortal enemy of all things Bucky Yahoo Pickem Champ Former Game Champion '18 Keeper League Champ '18 BPCFFB II Champ

    I don't know whether this is my favorite thead or least favorite thread. So wrong. You bastards all belong in hell.

    What's the differnce between a cheeseburger and an infant.
























    You don't cum on the cheeseburger before you eat it.
     
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  15. OCBuckWife

    OCBuckWife I am the evil monkey in your closet

    I asked a similar question of OCBF when he first shared these jokes with me only it was more like...

    "WHY the FUCK do you know so many jokes about FUCKING KIDS? I will NOT dress up in a pink jumper, so don't even ASK!" :biggrin:
     
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