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Texas A&M Aggies, aTm (official thread of jizz jars)

So I know we all like to make fun of the Aggies here, and I think I can provide you with a more direct way to annoy some Aggies if you so desire and happen to have a Reddit account. The TL;DR is as follows:

Some Aggie fans have been running small "Risk" games using the state map of Texas, and as a nod to some friendly OSU fans (explained a bit in the long form below), the latest game of Texas Cities Risk included Cleveland, TX as a team. Of course, as in all things, Team Cleveland and its mostly OSU player base has rightfully taken over as the dominant team. The map is currently the state of *ichigan, which means only one thing, it is our duty to make the map Scarlet. If you would like to add to the Aggies' annoyance, here's how to do it.

Head over to https://aggierisk.com, and login/allow the game to link to your Reddit account. To cause maximum chaos/annoyance, simply click on a blue territory (either shade), and look for the button that says "Attack." If you would like to help in a more...beneficial manner, attack the lone dark blue territory in the sea of scarlet (our main focus this turn). The "roll" for each day happens at 11pm, so if you want to cause chaos today, just do the above before 11pm. Of course, chaos any day is more than welcome.

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You may or may not remember me posting about something on Reddit this past offseason called College Football Risk; well, OSU and several other teams in that game (Stanford, Bama, etc) ended up in an alliance with Aggy to make sure TTUN couldn't win the game. This resulted in some friendly off-season connections among the teams, and a few small variations of Risk using Texas as the map have been played this year. Well, the crazies there decided to do a Texas Cities Risk, and since there's a Cleveland, TX threw us OSU fans a bone and made that an option for a team. The other teams at some point decided to gang up on Cleveland, which is when I joined. We went on a tear and had roughly 75% of Texas under our control. At this point, the crazy mods decided to turn the map into Ohio as a joking reward for about a week before turning it back into Texas. Then, the crazies did it again and this time turned the map into that shit hole of a state up north. So what else is there to do but ensure total and complete domination over that damn state, as is our duty as Buckeyes.

To wrap it up, the mods there have created more craziness by snapping the team leaders into their own team (the 2020 team on the Upper Peninsula), creating some chaos and basically leaving me in charge of Cleveland, which is why I'm posting. I want to cause some chaos and hopefully knock the dark blue team out of this. If you want to cause maximum chaos, just target any blue territory as mentioned in the TL;DR steps at the top. If you want to follow more strategic moves, let me know.

Hopefully the elitist pr*cks will forgive this one post since it has the potential to greatly annoy some Aggy fans.
 
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I figured these bozos would be good for laughs today. I was correct. The "Ohio State losing to Bama by the same as A&M proves they are no better than A&M" argument is out in full force.
 
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I figured these bozos would be good for laughs today. I was correct. The "Ohio State losing to Bama by the same as A&M proves they are no better than A&M" argument is out in full force.
If that was the case they would’ve been getting pantsed for the second time this year by Bama so clearly they are mistaken.
 
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Texas A&M Aggies football coach Jimbo Fisher says 'don't worry,' team will beat Alabama Crimson Tide and coach Nick Saban

Texas A&M coach Jimbo Fisher took a playful shot at Alabama coach Nick Saban during an appearance at the Houston Touchdown Club on Wednesday.

According to audio obtained by the Houston Chronicle, Fisher was asked what it would take to beat Alabama other than the retirement of the 69-year-old Saban.

"We're going to beat his ass when he's there, don't worry," Fisher responded as the crowd laughed.

Entire article: https://www.espn.com/college-footba...am-beat-alabama-crimson-tide-coach-nick-saban
 
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Jimbo is such an unlikable piece of trash that he has somehow managed to make me root for Bama.
 
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