Texas Longhorns (big hat, no cattle; please don’t Horns Down us)

[ORD_Buckeye]

Just to put UT's almost Trumpian level of insecurity and need for mindless dick measuring into the bright light, it turns out that UT-Austin's endowment is not $20B. It turns out they take the entire system endowment (which would be like UCLA taking all the endowments for every other UC campus and claiming it as their own) and something called the PUF fund which is a fund that replaces any state appropriations for capital investment/improvements (what most universities get from the state legislatures) to come up with the $20B number. Their true number that's comparable to other universities is actually........3.27 Billion dollars.

Which would tie it with Minnesota for 4th among Big Ten public universities after UM, Ohio State and Pedo.

 

[cincibuck]

Just to put UT's almost Trumpian level of insecurity and need for mindless dick measuring into the bright light, it turns out that UT-Austin's endowment is not $20B. It turns out they take the entire system endowment (which would be like UCLA taking all the endowments for every other UC campus and claiming it as their own) and something called the PUF fund which is a fund that replaces any state appropriations for capital investment/improvements (what most universities get from the state legislatures) to come up with the $20B number. Their true number that's comparable to other universities is actually........3.27 Billion dollars.

Which would tie it with Minnesota for 4th among Big Ten public universities after UM, Ohio State and Pedo.

So longhorns, but small hands?

 

[kujirakira]

Just to put UT's almost Trumpian level of insecurity and need for mindless dick measuring into the bright light, it turns out that UT-Austin's endowment is not $20B. It turns out they take the entire system endowment (which would be like UCLA taking all the endowments for every other UC campus and claiming it as their own) and something called the PUF fund which is a fund that replaces any state appropriations for capital investment/improvements (what most universities get from the state legislatures) to come up with the $20B number. Their true number that's comparable to other universities is actually........3.27 Billion dollars.

Which would tie it with Minnesota for 4th among Big Ten public universities after UM, Ohio State and Pedo.

So longhorns, but small hands?

Big hat, no cattle?

 

[bukIpower]

Us quakers do everything twice as much as regular people lol

 

[ORD_Buckeye]

Don't change, Radio. Don't ever fucking change!

"I'd see a quarterback and be like, 'Dude is garbage, and I'm over here in the kitchen cooking turkey necks!?'" Young told Sports Illustrated.

"I hate to name-drop, but [Ryan] Fitzpatrick is still playing!? He leads the league in interceptions, and he's still f------ getting paid? I mean, what the f--- is going on?"

 

[BuckeyeNation27]

Don't change, Radio. Don't ever fucking change!

Young describes an incident from November of his rookie season when he left his ID at home before a road game against the Eagles. As he tells it, he went to retrieve it and was then held up by a funeral procession en route to the team plane, so he called Fisher to say he would be two minutes late. Young had seen Fisher hold the plane for other players, but this time he did not. “I feel like Fisher did that shit on purpose,” he says. “I’m pulling in, seeing them pull the door down. I can hear the team yelling.” As Young stood on the tarmac, grounded, he could only watch as the team he was supposed to lift into the playoffs soared into the sky without him.

If that doesn't read like a little brother tattling on a big brother, I don't know what does.

 

[ORD_Buckeye]

 

[LostLassie]

I believe the kid has learned his lesson now, and will exhibit nothing but exemplary behavior for the remainder of his collegiate career.

(I also believe unicorns are being hoarded in secret underground bunkers by our reptilian overlords.)

 

[MGMT]

Xanax on HS premises and he gets a two-game ban? I'm not one to judge other schools on light penalizing but fuck that's no joke.

 

[Poe McKnoe]

Maybe he's going to Texas to study Pharmacy. You all don't get up in arms when a future teacher tutors, now do you??!!

 

[ORD_Buckeye]

But....but.....They're Texas. The most saintly program in the history of the foosball.

Chris Simms Admits To Taking Money From Boosters While At Texas

 

[Steve19]

And, let's not forget the future redemptive story to be told on Last Chance U.

 

[cincibuck]

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(I also believe unicorns are being hoarded in secret underground bunkers by our reptilian overlords.)

If you have the faith of a mustard seed you can end up in potato salad.

 

[pnuts34]

Yikes UT! And it don't get any easier, with USC in 2 wks and a 3 week stretch of K State, OU and (the fake)OSU... Herman is in for a long first year, especially if his team is having troubles with Maryland, teams like TCU, WVU and Texas Tech will all have very good shots at taking UT down.

 

[Dryden]