The Admissions Scandal

[Jaxbuck]

It's almost as though you can hear his thoughts as he contemplates whether fucking her was worth it.

I'd do a stretch in white collar jail for it

 

[Buckeyeskickbuttocks]

I'd do a stretch in white collar jail for it

I don't know, man, that's a lot of tennis.

 

[Jaxbuck]

I don't know, man, that's a lot of tennis.

Rule #1 for surviving white collar prison:

Attack the net in the first game or be someone's bitch the whole stretch

 

[ScriptOhio]

 

[Jagdaddy]

They should have just funded a club sport porn team and she could have gotten in on her own merits.

 

[CFPBuckeye]

This Varsity Blues investigation/court case has been going for a long time it appears. At what point do we just say "fuck it, who cares?" We could definitely be spending our tax dollars on something better than taking down Aunt Becky in the name of "stopping college corruption." We all know what goes on to get people into college and the feds ain't stopping that anytime soon. We aren't as dumb as you think.

I think I agree with this last paragraph. I know I was thinking it before I read it in print.

 

[Best Buckeye]

I tried to get admitted into LOri but she said I had to see her coach .WTF?

 

[BigWoof31]

I want all social media influencers to go to jail

 

[sparcboxbuck]

I want all social media influencers to go to jail

Better yet, FYRE II.