The Creation Museum

[Jake]

Get 'em while they're young. I love the part where he says Tyrannosaurus Rex's teeth were designed to shread and tear vegetables. Seriously.

[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=McxGZyBBXMY"]Religious nuts lead Creationist tour in Denver museum. - YouTube[/ame]

 

[MaxBuck]

Get 'em while they're young. I love the part where he says Tyrannosaurus Rex's teeth were designed to shread and tear vegetables. Seriously.

Pretty silly. Everyone knows it was for fruit. Though you'd think a creature as fearsome as T-Rex could get someone else to peel his grapes for him.

 

[ORD_Buckeye]

 

[DubCoffman62]

http://www.answersingenesis.org/media/video/ondemand/radioisotopes/radioisotopes-age-of-the-earth

Why the river in the bottom of the Grand Canyon, laminated sedimentary rocks, slowly deposited fossils in the earth, and petrified forests are fake evidence to an incorrect conclusion.

You do have to abandon about 98% of all existing known science to get to his view.

This guy sounds like a layer trying to defend a killer caught with blood on his clothes, the knife in his and his victim dead at his feet

 

[localyokel]

Oh, that God! He's such a practical joker, with his deliberately misleading dino teeth designs, and all that fake fossil evidence.

Well, anyway, we already knew he had a warped sense of humor--He created humans, after all.

 

[Gatorubet]

Get 'em while they're young. I love the part where he says Tyrannosaurus Rex's teeth were designed to shread and tear vegetables. Seriously.

No - I think his teeth were strong enough to shred vegetables. Which is all to say, he could make salsa. But I doubt that his little arms were long enough to reach the chip dish and get them both into his mouth.

 

[MaxBuck]

No - I think his teeth were strong enough to shred vegetables. Which is all to say, he could make salsa. But I doubt that his little arms were long enough to reach the chip dish and get them both into his mouth.

Well, those short arms wouldn't help him much if Mark Mangino or Charlie Weis were around, I'll tell you that much. That could explain that whole extinction thing right there.

 

[localyokel]

Ummmmmmmmmmmmmm...cheesy goodness...:p

VELVEETA Salsa Dip recipe

What You Need
1 lb. (16 oz.) VELVEETA, cut into 1/2-inch cubes
1 cup TACO BELL HOME ORIGINALS Thick 'N Chunky Salsa

Make It

MIX ingredients in microwaveable bowl.

MICROWAVE on HIGH 5 min. or until VELVEETA is completely melted, stirring after 3 min.


Kraft Kitchens Tips

How to Cut Up VELVEETA*
Cut VELVEETA (the whole loaf) into 1/2-inch-thick slices. Then, cut each slice crosswise in both directions to make cubes.
Variation
Prepare using one of the following flavor options: VELVEETA Chili Dip: Substitute your favorite variety of canned chili (with or without beans, regular or spicy) for the salsa. VELVEETA Mexican Salsa Dip: Prepare using VELVEETA Mild Mexican Pasteurized Prepared Cheese Product with Jalapeno Peppers.

* Seriously, Kraft? Anybody who needs instructions on how to cut up Velveeta really has no business handling sharp objects.

 

[localyokel]

No - I think his teeth were strong enough to shred vegetables. Which is all to say, he could make salsa. But I doubt that his little arms were long enough to reach the chip dish and get them both into his mouth.

[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ofVgt-5VXnU"]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ofVgt-5VXnU[/ame]

 

[Jake]

No - I think his teeth were strong enough to shred vegetables. Which is all to say, he could make salsa. But I doubt that his little arms were long enough to reach the chip dish and get them both into his mouth.

As long as he doesn't double dip, we're cool.

 

[knapplc]

Ummmmmmmmmmmmmm...cheesy goodness...:p

VELVEETA Salsa Dip recipe

Better Recipe:

1lb ground beef
1/2 package velveeta "cheese" product
1 can rotel diced tomatoes and chilis

Brown the hamburger. Simmer with rotel for about five minutes, then add the cheese, sliced, and stir until cheese melts.

You can only eat it at tailgates and maybe one other time per year or your heart will explode, but it's pretty good and pretty easy.

 

[Jake]

Better Recipe:

1lb ground beef
1/2 package velveeta "cheese" product
1 can rotel diced tomatoes and chilis

Brown the hamburger. Simmer with rotel for about five minutes, then add the cheese, sliced, and stir until cheese melts.

That's a liquified cheeseburger. Eat enough of those and any questions you have about God's existence will be answered in short order.

 

[Buckeyeskickbuttocks]

That's a liquified cheeseburger. Eat enough of those and any questions you have about God's existence will be answered in short order.

It does sound delicious doesn't it.

 

[Jake]

The Creation Museum folks have sure found their patsies in Kentucky.

Kentucky Governor Steve Beshear (D), is suggesting over $50 million in cuts to education ? while preserving $43 million in tax breaks for the Ark Encounter, a creationist amusement park centered around a life-sized Noah?s Ark.

While throwing $50 million at "education" is no guarantee of better education, giving $43 million in tax breaks to a Noah's Ark museum is a great way to lessen it.

http://www.forbes.com/sites/alexkna...serves-tax-breaks-for-creationist-theme-park/

 

[ORD_Buckeye]

The Creation Museum folks have sure found their patsies in Kentucky.



While throwing $50 million at "education" is no guarantee of better education, giving $43 million in tax breaks to a Noah's Ark museum is a great way to lessen it.

http://www.forbes.com/sites/alexkna...serves-tax-breaks-for-creationist-theme-park/

Fine. Teach your children this crap and to ignore and mock science. Just remember there are no more middle class blue collar options for them any more. Don't cry to the rest of us when they're being forced to live and work like Chinese factory labor.