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The Legend of Ryan Mallett....

Discussion in 'College Football' started by LordJeffBuck, Aug 3, 2007.

  1. LordJeffBuck

    LordJeffBuck Illuminatus Emeritus Staff Member

    We all know the legendary things that Chuck Norris can do.

    According to Michigan fans, Ryan Mallett is also a man of mythic proportions (even though he hasn't thrown a single pass for the maize and blue). In every single thread in the Recruiting Forum, some Wolverine fan manages to slip in an extremely off-topic "man crush" comment about how great Ryan Mallett will be. I mean, just today we got this gem in the Terrelle Pryor thread:

    So let's do our friends up north a favor by starting the Legend of Ryan Mallett thread, where they and everyone else who has been awed by the greatness that is Ryan Mallett can gush lovingly over the savior of Michigan football....
    Big Papa, schwab and MililaniBuckeye like this.
  2. Jaxbuck

    Jaxbuck I hate tsun ‘18 Fantasy Baseball Champ

    Well when Henne goes 0-4 vs tOSU, Mallet will only have to win once in his career to be able to say he was better.

    So he's got that going for him.
    Deety likes this.
  3. Napoleonbuck

    Napoleonbuck Sophmore

    As a sophomore, the super accurate Ryan Mallett completed an astounding 48% of his pass attempts.

    Let us bask in his greatness!
  4. Jaxbuck

    Jaxbuck I hate tsun ‘18 Fantasy Baseball Champ

    Mallet may redefine the position much like fellow tsun legend Earnest Shazor did his.
    JohnnyCockfight and jwinslow like this.
  5. DaytonBuck

    DaytonBuck I've always liked them

    Best QB out of Texas since Lance Harbor
    OH10 likes this.
  6. sears3820

    sears3820 Sitting around in my underwear.... Staff Member

    Newton's Third Law is wrong: Although it states that for each action, there is an equal and opposite reaction, there is no force equal in reaction to Ryan Mallett's "pretty nasty stiff arm."
    Last edited: Aug 3, 2007
    JCOSU86 and OregonBuckeye like this.
  7. MililaniBuckeye

    MililaniBuckeye The satanic soulless freight train that is Ohio St Staff Member Tech Admin

    Yet another in Michigan's heralded lineage of tall, immobile, overrated pocket QBs...
  8. sears3820

    sears3820 Sitting around in my underwear.... Staff Member

    Ryan Mallett can execute the 2 minute drill in 5 seconds.
  9. Romanowski

    Romanowski Junior

    Ryan Mallet once ate an entire cow and for the next week pooped out footballs
    sears3820 likes this.
  10. Ginn4Heisman20

    Ginn4Heisman20 I'm a universal constant

    I heard that in an effort to trim their budget NASA will rely on the golden arm of Ryan Mallet to launch satellites from now on. Apparently it is stronger and more accurate than our current Atlas V rockets.
    wadc45 and LordJeffBuck like this.
  11. Jaxbuck

    Jaxbuck I hate tsun ‘18 Fantasy Baseball Champ




    I'd say you're on to something.
  12. SNIPER26

    SNIPER26 Banned

    Is Mallett not more accurate than Pryor? Perhaps I was wrong when I wrote that. Care to rebut me on it?
  13. SNIPER26

    SNIPER26 Banned

    And then got better to a 60% clip his junior year. I don't know his completion % from his senior season but I'd be inclined to believe it improved. Or is 60% not good enough for you?
  14. Buckeyedynasty

    Buckeyedynasty I'd hit it!

    I heard Mallett is so tough he got into a fight with Chuck Norris and he is so awesome it was actually ruled a draw! :wink:
    Ttown likes this.
  15. jwinslow

    jwinslow A MAN OF BETRAYED JUSTICE Staff Member Tourney Pick'em Champ

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