Ryan Mallett (R.I.P.)

[NFBuck]

Petrino Pressured to Please Two Dicks

"Petrino Prepared To Alternate Dicks"

 

[IronBuckI]

"Bobby Petrino is a cocksucker"

 

[sparcboxbuck]

"Bobby Petrino is a cocksucker"

While still in theme of the thread... me thinks this example strayed away from the pack.

 

[sparcboxbuck]

In other news...

:hotnews: Petrino eats a bag of Dick's. :hotnews:

In other news, Head Coach Bobby Petrino lost his wallet on the way to the field today. Unable to buy lunch for himself, a real team player named Casey stepped up to offer his sack (lunch).

When later asked about the situation, Coach Petrino stated, "It's not the first time I've eaten Dick's (lunch). Actually, you'd be suprised how often I've lost my wallet. There's nothing like having a couple of Dicks who play for your team and are willing to give until it hurts. Hell, I would have starved today had it not be for that bag of Dick's."

 

[buckford]

Not to be too obvious but . . . . .


Otherwise Nutt-less Hogs hold onto their Dicks while awaiting Mallet?s arrival

. . . . . . Yeah, I know, too, too easy.

 

[ScriptOhio]

Re: Arkansas at South Carolina on 8 Nov 08

Anyone think Dick will stick it to the Cocks?

 

[HailToMichigan]

Re: Arkansas at South Carolina on 8 Nov 08

Anyone think Dick will stick it to the Cocks?

He'll handle the Cocks.

 

[buckeyes_rock]

Re: Arkansas at South Carolina on 8 Nov 08

Anyone think Dick will stick it to the Cocks?

Yes...
Dick will be well prepared to manhandle the Cocks. He'll have 9 games of intense practice to hone his skills before visiting the Cocks home. I wouldn't be surprised if we see a little Dick magic on Nov 8th.

 

[TheIronColonel]

How about Houston Nutt is no longer the coach, but there are two guys on the team named dick. Also, the team is nicknamed The Hogs. There's a great innuendo in there somewhere.?

...Nah, not punchy enough.

 

[BuckeyeBill]

"Petrino Eying Dick, Like What He Sees"

 

[Bleed S & G]

..... sounds like a sticky situation.

 

[buckeyes_rock]

..... sounds like a sticky situation.

Depends on how big Dick is.

 

[Tlangs]

what happens if a fight breaks out in practice amongst the QB's and Mallett punches out Casey.

"Mallett beats Dick really hard"
"Mallett pounds Dick despite loss of Nutt"
"Nutless Razorbacks with Multiple Dicks pile on"

 

[Kueller]

With Nutt's departure Hogs begin Dick measuring competition at QB.

 

[OregonBuckeye]

Eventually you guys have to run out of dick puns, right?