This may be the 1st time I've ever agreed with Tibbs, but here goes (keep in mind that I am extremely biased in this conversation, because I am a huge fan of the Evil Empire):
"Red Sox fans are among the most annoying in the country. Nobody gives a shit about your pain."
Red Sox fans include a large portion intellectual, wax-poetic, and cheesy celebrities that like to cry about the state of their baseball team in public over, and over, and OVER again for attention. Like Delores Kearns Goodwin?? She grew up in New York & a Brooklyn Dodger fan and jumped on the Red Sox in the '67 "Impossible Dream" season. Why would anyone CHOOSE to cheer for the Red Sox?? Most "true" Sox fans just can't help it: born in New England, or from a family of Red Sox fans. She chose that team so she can get attention crying about her "pain and suffering" on TV.
Ben Affleck? What a f'n loser. Get off my TV set, please. If you gave me Magic Johnson and Affleck and asked me which desperately needs to get out of the public spotlight more, it'd probably be a toss-up.
BTW, Steven Wright as a Red Sox fan is classic, I will admit.
Not to mention that most of the sports media across the country comes from Boston and grew up a Red Sox fan. Hell, even Suzyn Waldman (Yankees beat reporter on the YES Network) grew up a Sox Fan. Two-thirds of the Mets radio team is the same way. I think this rubs people the wrong way because of all the acclaim the Sox get over other teams. For example, Mo Vaughn over Albert Belle for the '95 MVP? What a joke. They show the Carlton Fisk HR over and over, but the Reds actually won the Series (surprisingly, no mention is ever made of that). And the fact that Carlton Fisk made the HOF. What a joke. The only way that guy should get into Cooperstown is with a ticket.
And nobody in that town gives a hoot about the Greatest Professional Basketball team ever compared to a team that hasn't won anything in 80 years.
"Chicago, Cleveland, and other cities have experienced as much but you just seek to shove everybody's face in it."
Here's where we disagree. Chicago and Cleveland's teams have just been god-awful. They haven't teased their fans into thiking they're gonna win before pulling the rug out. And besides, Cubs fans don't care, ditto for the White Sox, and Cleveland had no fans before Jacobs Field. Boston is probably the 2nd best baseball city in America, and they have invented ways to lose. Did you ever notice how they ALWAYS take it to Game 7 before they lose? Did you ever notice how they always have a big lead in aforementioned Game 7 before blowing it? I mean, those losses, over and over and over again have got to hurt. Badly. I don't care who you are.
And oh yeah, to "my boy" BuckeyeNation: Jeter gets hit on the elbow and leaves game. NEXT DAY: hits a HR in the 1st Inning and in the 9th Inning steals 2nd and 3rd and scores the winning run. OFF DEEZ NUTS, BIZATCH!