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Thinnest Books Ever (Funny)

Discussion in 'Open Discussion (Work-safe)' started by gbearbuck, Mar 26, 2004.

  1. gbearbuck

    gbearbuck Herbie for President

    Just got a funny email... figured I'd share: This is the list of the thinnest books ever written...


    22. FRENCH WAR HEROES - by Jacques Chirac

    21. HOW I SERVED MY COUNTRY - by Jane Fonda

    20. MY BEAUTY SECRETS - by Janet Reno

    19. HOW TO BUILD YOUR OWN AIRPLANE - by John Denver

    18. MY SUPER BOWL HIGHLIGHTS - by Dan Marino

    17. THINGS I LOVE ABOUT BILL - by Hillary Clinton

    16. MY LITTLE BOOK OF PERSONAL HYGIENE - by Osama Bin Laden

    15. THINGS I CANNOT AFFORD - by Bill Gates

    14. THINGS I WOULD NOT DO FOR MONEY - by Dennis Rodman

    13. MY WILD YEARS - by Al Gore

    12. AMELIA EARHART'S GUIDE TO THE PACIFIC

    11. AMERICA'S MOST POPULAR LAWYERS

    10. DETROIT: a Travel Guide

    9. A COLLECTION OF MOST BELOVED MOTIVATIONAL SPEECHES - by Dr. J.
    Kevorkian

    8. EVERYTHING MEN KNOW ABOUT WOMEN

    7. EVERYTHING WOMEN KNOW ABOUT MEN

    6. ALL THE MEN I HAVE LOVED BEFORE - by Ellen de Generes

    5. MIKE TYSON'S GUIDE TO DATING ETIQUETTE

    4. SPOTTED OWL RECIPES - by the EPA

    3. THE AMISH PHONE DIRECTORY

    2. MY PLAN TO FIND THE REAL KILLERS - by O. J. Simpson

    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

    And the world's Number One Thinnest Book

    1. MY BOOK OF MORALS - by Bill Clinton with introduction by The Rev. Jesse
    Jackson.
     
  2. Basebuck

    Basebuck In Texas..

    Thats good. :biggrin:
     
  3. DiHard

    DiHard Guest

    1-my national guard memories.....gw
    2-diary of my sex life with my husband...anna nicole smith
    3-my best right turns.....dale jr...
     
  4. Brutus1

    Brutus1 Don't be penurious, donate to the BP Spring Dr.

    "My short face" by John Kerry
     
  5. OregonBuckeye

    OregonBuckeye Semper Fi Buckeyes

    "My Greatest Victories Over Jim Tressel" by Lloyd Carr.
     
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  6. Saw31

    Saw31 High Seas Rogue

    "LloydSev's Greatest Poems"
     
  7. Taosman

    Taosman Don't tase me,bro!

    "Thump's Guide to Ground Hog Kills"
    And
    "Thump's Guide to Acting Manly" :biggrin:
    (just kidding, buddy!)
     
  8. Deety

    Deety Ain't nothin' gonna breaka my stride Staff Member

    MAKE YOUR POINT AND BE DONE - by the PCP

    Or would it be the thickest book? Or the thinnest because it won't exist? Hmmm. I've confused myself again.
     
  9. greatwhitenorth

    greatwhitenorth Freshman

    MY BOOK OF MORALS - by pretty much any politician

    or

    MY BOOK OF MORALS - by Michael Vick with introduction written by Pacman Jones

    A Guide to Quail Hunting - by Dick Cheney

    My Guide to Success - by Maurice Clarett
     
  10. scooter1369

    scooter1369 Chief Toad Fart

    "tibor75's Guide to Make Friends and Influence People"

    "CCI's book of Chastity and Abstinence"

    "Rational Thinking and Valid Points" by Jeffcat
     
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  11. Ttown

    Ttown WTH is an Illini? Dead goose?

    (scratching head) Aren't those the books with just the outside covers??:tongue2:
     
  12. Wells4Heisman

    Wells4Heisman Georgian' Buck

    haha nice one. :scum3:
     
  13. RhodeIslandBuck

    RhodeIslandBuck I Got Game

    THE DANGERS OF SMOKING- Bob Marley
     
  14. Flocka

    Flocka Where you going? NOWHERE!

    [​IMG]
     
  15. OCBucksFan

    OCBucksFan I won a math debate

    Don't worry, it goes with Jim Kellys photo book of his superbowl rings.
     

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