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Tressel and Geiger in more hot water

Discussion in 'ESPN's 04-05 war against tOSU and Tressel' started by BB73, Nov 18, 2004.

  1. BB73

    BB73 Loves Buckeye History Staff Member Bookie '16 & '17 Upset Contest Winner

    This just in from ESPN:

    "As reported in this week's issue of ESPN the Ragazine, prosecutors are now asking for Scott Peterson to be freed and cleared of all charges. ESPN has learned from reputable sources that Jim Tressel and Andy Geiger will be charged in the killing of Laci Peterson and her unborn child.

    It is believed that these unidentified sources include former football players, who couldn't handle their own class scheduling, were arrested on drug and weapons charges, became academically ineligible, and were suspended for being untruthful with NCAA incestigators.

    But in an attempt to be 'fair and balanced', ESPN is reporting these charges, so that viewers and readers can decide for themselves.

    ESPN has also learned that Tressel and Geiger were involved in arranging hookers for recruits at the University of Colorado. This was in an attempt to discredit Colorado's football program, due to the intense recruiting battles between the 2 football programs.

    ESPN had decided that this story is also credible, since sophomore safety Dominique Brooks did show interest in both schools 2 years ago while in high school in Texas.

    ESPN is issuing a complete apology to coach Gary Barnett and the University of Colorado regarding their 'fair and balanced' coverage of the Colorado recruiting scandal earlier this year. "At last the true culprits have been located," said an ESPN spokesperson.

    ESPN is still investigating any connections that Tressel and Geiger might have to the airplanes that attacked the World Trade Center and the Pentagon on 9/11/2001; as well as possible involvement with alien abductions, Bigfoot, the Loch Ness monster, the crash of the Hindenburg, the Lindbergh baby kidnapping, and the disappearance of Amelia Earhart. The network is aware that these last 3 events occurred in the 1930's, before either man was born, but will leave no stone unturned in trying to allow the public to decide the truth in these matters.
     
    Last edited: Nov 18, 2004
  2. Workin'Gal

    Workin'Gal Newbie

    Peeing my pants

    HAHAHAHAHAHA
    That last paragraph put me over the edge.
    Too Funny.



    GO BUCKS!!!!
     
    Last edited: Nov 18, 2004
  3. RugbyBuck

    RugbyBuck Our church has no bells.

    You might want to get the facts straight when attempting to use a family's tragedy as comic material. It was an unborn son.
     
  4. AKAK

    AKAK If you hear the siren its already too late Staff Member

    ????
     
  5. RugbyBuck

    RugbyBuck Our church has no bells.

    The Laci Peterson comment just struck me wrong.
     
  6. BB73

    BB73 Loves Buckeye History Staff Member Bookie '16 & '17 Upset Contest Winner

    Rugby, I suppose I could have gone with Nicole Simpson and Ron Goldman, but I was using other current news.
     
  7. RugbyBuck

    RugbyBuck Our church has no bells.

    Considering all the crap I've written on this thing, I'm not sure I have the right to bitch about anybody else.
     
  8. BB73

    BB73 Loves Buckeye History Staff Member Bookie '16 & '17 Upset Contest Winner

    As long as we're bitching about ESPN, I think we all have the right to keep yapping as much as we want. :biggrin:
     
  9. Buckinghorse

    Buckinghorse Will work for bpCash

    Damn you guys kill me. Had to wipe the tears from my eyes.
     
  10. BB73

    BB73 Loves Buckeye History Staff Member Bookie '16 & '17 Upset Contest Winner

    Sorry it made you cry, it was supposed to be humorous.:wink2:
     
  11. coastalbuck

    coastalbuck And this one belongs to the Reds! Staff Member

    If you play rugby, you should be used to being struck wrong. I guess I should say wrongly..
     
  12. RugbyBuck

    RugbyBuck Our church has no bells.

    Thanks, Genius.
     
  13. sandgk

    sandgk Watson, Crick & A Twist

    Moment of Zen

    NATIONAL RIFLE ASSOCIATION DEFENDS SHOTGUN FORMATION
     
  14. buckzip

    buckzip Reeking with awesomeness

    I am all for a good joke, but that was a little bit of bad taste
     
  15. LloydSev

    LloydSev DreamWeaver

    nah... bad taste would have been printing the article as truth... good thing he doesn't work for ESPN.
     

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