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ttun Shenanigans, Arguments, and Emasculated Cucks (2019 thread)

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From that monument to failure you have two distinct classes. Those who at least did a little something, Llllllloyd and Hoke, and those who did exactly dick which would be, of course, Rich Rod and Harbaugh.
RichRod at least tried to modernize their offense, which Hoke and Harbaugh promptly brought back into the Stone Age. RichRod was also an outsider who didn't buy into the Michigan Man bullshit that has caused the program to wallow in entitlement and false accomplishment for decades.

RichRod could've been their Cooper if they'd given him enough time, the painful medicine that might've cured the program for the long term. Good thing they canned him after three years and got back to business as usual.
 
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I feel it my duty to remind the DFBIA that Hoke > Harbaugh.

From that monument to failure you have two distinct classes. Those who at least did a little something, Llllllloyd and Hoke, and those who did exactly dick which would be, of course, Rich Rod and Harbaugh.

Appropriately, Harbaugh is representing George Washington. As their hands down most recognizable symbol of suck, that was done correctly. Hoke is Thomas Jefferson. I think ol’ TJ must’ve clapped and ate a lot. Teddy Roosevelt probably stands out the most as the “which one is that?” head on Mount Rushmore, so Rich Rod fits in that regard. Then there’s Lllllllllllloyd as Lincoln. Another popular, at-least-did-some-things guy who got capped. Ohio State And Bowl Games Wilkes Booth ended Carr’s career.
 
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I feel it my duty to remind the DFBIA that Hoke > Harbaugh.

From that monument to failure you have two distinct classes. Those who at least did a little something, Llllllloyd and Hoke, and those who did exactly dick which would be, of course, Rich Rod and Harbaugh.

Another way to say it for the DFBIA is that Jimmy is the only one of the four monumental failures who inherited a roster full of players that fit his style, was in the prime of his years and had the full support of the University and Alumni. Of the four, he's been given the best chance of success and done the least (or to be honest, absolutely nothing) with it.

The fun right now is in contemplating the highly likely scenario in which Juwan Howard is their basketball Harbaugh.
 
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RichRod at least tried to modernize their offense, which Hoke and Harbaugh promptly brought back into the Stone Age. RichRod was also an outsider who didn't buy into the Michigan Man bullshit that has caused the program to wallow in entitlement and false accomplishment for decades.

RichRod could've been their Cooper if they'd given him enough time, the painful medicine that might've cured the program for the long term. Good thing they canned him after three years and got back to business as usual.

I still think they fired RichRod a year too early. 3 wins to 5 wins to 7 wins. Who knows what he would have done with one more year? Hoke took them to something like 11 wins and a Sugar Bowl win. Then he drove them into the curb.

I'm not saying that RichRod would have won a conference championship, had he been given more chances. Calling him their "Cooper" is probably the best wait of saying it: he may have brought them out from 4th best in the division to 2nd-3rd best in the division. Then again, he got fired from Arizona, so who knows?
 
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I feel like we're doing a disservice to all the shit we talked about RichRod by now saying they fired him too early and he was kinda good. He was NOT kinda good....at all. They fired him too early bc I still wish he was there bumbling around fucking things up.....not bc I think he was about to turn a corner.

His offensive scheme was ok, the problem(s) were that the dumb fucker continued to recruit WVU level talent at tsun and like most scheme coaches gave less than a fuck about defense or special teams.

Other than that he was about to unleash dominance on the B1G :lol:

and never let it be forgotten that Rich Rod's fuckery left behind a roster full of 3 star slot dots and no pass first QB's. Brady Hoke had to convert back to a pro style team from that.

Jim Kardashian was handed a reasonably talented roster full of guys that actually fit his offense.....and did exactly dick with it.

He is tied with Rich Rod for the most over hyped and under performing of the lot imo.
 
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I still think they fired RichRod a year too early. 3 wins to 5 wins to 7 wins. Who knows what he would have done with one more year? Hoke took them to something like 11 wins and a Sugar Bowl win. Then he drove them into the curb.

I'm not saying that RichRod would have won a conference championship, had he been given more chances. Calling him their "Cooper" is probably the best wait of saying it: he may have brought them out from 4th best in the division to 2nd-3rd best in the division. Then again, he got fired from Arizona, so who knows?
Well, he seems to have broken Sparty's secret code and made them the second best team in the Big Ten. Lost his chance to be in the final four in a game in which his offense scored 39 points. You usually don't lose games in which your offense scores 39 points.
 
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Well, he seems to have broken Sparty's secret code and made them the second best team in the Big Ten. Lost his chance to be in the final four in a game in which his offense scored 39 points. You usually don't lose games in which your offense scores 39 points.

Has a team ever won a game in which it scores 39 points, while at the same time giving up 62?
 
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